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[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 month ago
[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago

Orks are definitely the only species this would ever work for.

Although I'm surprised they don't just make a gun that fires smaller guns that also fire bullets which themselves fire bullets... that explode.

[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

You should check out Enter the Gungeon.

Everyone should check out Enter the Gungeon.

[-] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Its easy for us rougelike enjoyer's to forget but the average person isn't looking for entertainment where they die over and over slowly learning enemy patterns and unlocking new stuff. It takes a special kind of masochistic challenge chasing nerd to get something out of these kinds of games.

[-] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Choppa shoota’ or shoota’ choppy?

Mork said iz good, make it work!

[-] drspod@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 month ago

You would need an equal and opposite angular momentum at the back of the chainsaw otherwise it will just rotate upwards and loop around in circles.

[-] Kaboom@reddthat.com 50 points 1 month ago

So a second chainsaw in the opposite direction?

[-] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Give this man a promotion!

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Nah, second chain pointing forward rotating the opposite direction, with the teeth facing forward.

[-] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 9 points 1 month ago

an equal and opposite angular momentum

Idea: contra rotating chainsaws.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

If the chainsaw generates so much inertial that it challenges your trajectory, you're doing something right.

[-] gimsy@feddit.it 7 points 1 month ago

You can balance it adjusting the rocket nozzle

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

just enough rotational velocity to counter gravity trying to pull the nose of the missile down though. and also the centripetal momentum of the chain would act like a gyro stabilizer insuring that it remains nominally upright.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

You'll need more mass in those teeth.

Depleted uranium chain saw teeth.

[-] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The real one deploys blades that cause the missile to spin at very high speeds before it slices through its targets like butter without an explosion

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[-] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

40 horsepower??? Holy shit are you trying to cut titanium?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 1 month ago

It's an anti-tank weapon.

[-] pirtedad@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago
[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 11 points 1 month ago
[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

This meme is so old it can legally drive at this point

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I bet you're so old you can drive too

(gottem)

You'll shoot your arm off.

[-] Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Every 40k author is tearing up their manuscript right now and starting afresh,

...the screaming chainsaw missile tore through the mid-morning air, the astartes all laughed as it sliced though half a squad of guardsmen as they ate breakfast...

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[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

That’s actually a good idea for a new fallout weapon

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

The bang saw

What if you put chainsaws on a Hellfire missile to replace the blades.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I genuinely don't think that would make a difference. No matter which version of those you get hit by a direct strike is going to turn you and your immediate surroundings into salsa. May as well save the construction costs.

[-] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

New Helldiver support weapon?

[-] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hellfire R9X

Edit: thank you, C A B B A G E ⬇️

[-] ALiteralCabbage@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago

What the fuck

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

If they were they'd be a war crime.

[-] Moops@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It's never a war crime the first time!

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[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

I was hoping this linked to an XKCD article that discusses the question. Answering the question optional.

[-] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

Perhaps, especially if combined with giant magnet neck collars like in the beginning of Wild Wild West

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I have no notes

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Fun concept but if only starting a gas powered chainsaw were that easy...

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 month ago

You see, if you fix the chainsaw ripcord to the bazooka and then fire it you can use the propulsion pull to also start the chainsaw during launch

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Just remember to clean the fuel lines during maintenance as it can separate when left for too long, and press the primer button the correct number of times while loading, and then always store it upright.

[-] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Like a BeyBlade. Let em rip. And tear.

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[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

You should be able to replace the heavy engine with a turbine mounted in the rocket engine.

[-] Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Dr. Bright wants to know your location.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Only if they're battery-powered. Carrying enough fuel to feed the saw as well as the rocket would be too much

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I'm all for it as long as it can make a conventional cut and a Humboldt cut. I'm assuming it can make plunge cuts.

[-] TheVillageGuy@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 1 month ago

#rimworld needs this as a mod

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It's like the opposite of a swordfish

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
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