Philippine Vice President Sara Duterte said Saturday she has contracted an assassin to kill President Ferdinand Marcos Jr, his wife, and the House of Representatives speaker, if she herself is killed (www.cbsnews.com)

submitted 1 month ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/worldnews@lemmy.ml

8 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 8 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

That would be awesome if the two worst families in the country had an assassin war against each other. Guns take my energy timmy-pray

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Lathe of heaven go brrrrrr

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

timmy-pray

[-] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 13 points 1 month ago

The mutually assured destruction we need in the world.

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago

People really hate the Marcos family. When he died (which was in Honolulu, where he was being treated), the government initially didn’t allow his body to be brought to Philippines. It took four years till the next administration before his body was returned.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 month ago

Assassina killing men named Ferdinand? Drag knows where this is going...

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Imagining a Star Wars style situation where she gets her apprentice to do the assassing but the apprentice hires a bounty hunter and the bounty hunter hires an assassin and the assassin uses a robot who uses some venomous bugs