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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 114 points 4 weeks ago

...'Who is responsible?'

Obviously the deer is very responsible, he's wearing proper PPE.

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 100 points 4 weeks ago

Under the province’s wildlife act, it is illegal to “worry, exhaust, fatigue, annoy, plague, pester, tease or torment” an animal

I also want to be protected by this act, please!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 40 points 4 weeks ago

Humans are animals, so it technically should.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 18 points 4 weeks ago

court case of the century!

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 weeks ago

It annoys me that you pointed out my shortsightedness. Straight to jail with you!

[-] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 58 points 4 weeks ago

In all likelihood, this is the work of man. Conventional wisdom tells us that deer can not put on clothing, no matter how simple the design. And yet, let me tell you about deer.

Not long ago I moved to a small town nestled in lake country. My first week here I ran into a bear as one might run into a neighbour in line at the grocery store, both of us picking up some berries from nature's free shop. Foxes, wolves and otters are common sightings, too, but none of them so bold as the deer.

A deer can jump a six foot fence like a tissue floating on wind, so when I decided to garden, I caged the whole thing up. I look left and I look right, and then I open the wood and wire door to check on my pumpkins to an audible snort, deer just behind me, waiting to get at my peas.

A deer figured out the gate to the deck and ate all my tomatoes. I chased after one, trying to help, because it got the whole tomato cage stuck on it's head like an avant-garde muzzle, it wore it for a week. A deer begged my friend for her wendy's fries and ate them from her hand, we posted a picture and three people said "Oh yeah, that's Bernie." A deer broke my plastic garden chair by trying to sleep in it. Just today, I was scattering salt and sand over the walkway when a deer pranced over and stuck it's whole head in the scoop/shaker thing while I still held it.

I don't encourage the deer, I don't feed them or start conversations, but to them we're all one weird tribe. They bring their kids to the yard in the morning to hang out, sometimes waiting by the door for me to come outside with my coffee. Sometimes they have neon flagging tape or chicken wire stuck in their antlers, and they won't let me take it out. Sometimes they have orphaned mits in their mouths, I don't know where from, and they throw them at each other in a game I don't understand.

I'm not saying a deer could put on a vest, no, but it was probably their idea.

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

I feel like this might be one of those "accidental selfie camera flip" video memes and you're actually a deer since you just revealed you speak deer

[-] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Knowing myself, I wouldn't put it past me.

[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 4 weeks ago

'Who is responsible?'

No ideer.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 44 points 4 weeks ago

I love America reporting.

  1. "Local man from Chivington saves eagle" like we know where this ghost town is so we don't need a state or country suffix.

  2. "Deer in Canada", just "Canada", like it wouldn't even USE town names or regions or provinces because it's some tiny country instead of the second largest country on the planet.

Just Canada.

No need to be more exact. If a news guy isn't waving his hand like an old man from a chair giving directions, then is it really talking about Canada?

[-] hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

Hey now, if a fellow freedom-haver from east of Colorado asks where I'm from, I just say north of Seattle, because they both do not care and also do not know anything about my state. If I say I'm from the "South Vancouver Trader Joe's unincorporated district", there is a better chance of a Canadian knowing where I am from than even someone from Seattle...

[-] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

I'm a Canadian and I know exactly where that is. Not many people know about Other Vancouver.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

I'm assuming it's near one of the populated parts which narrows it down significantly.

[-] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 1 points 3 weeks ago

And why report it on international news? What Am I supposed to do with that information from across the ocean?

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 4 weeks ago

I’d bet this is someone’s “pet” deer that they don’t want shot and are trying to signal that. I’ve heard of people putting reflective collars and things like that on deer that they’ve kept as pets, to try to deter hunters from shooting them.

If that’s what it is then I totally get the impulse to help a wild animal yourself, but the average person VASTLY overestimates their knowledge of what wildlife needs to be healthy. Always contact a wildlife rehabber if you find wildlife in distress!

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 16 points 4 weeks ago

That would definitely explain how they got it on the deer in the first place.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

Deer are pretty easy to socialize. Start with salt lick.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 4 weeks ago

Name me one deer that has contributed to theory or organized a union.

[-] Ifera@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

This took me a bit to undeerstand, but you're a fucking genius.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

And then there's the dude I ran into at a bonfire a couple months ago talking about how he got a deer to trust him enough to come on his property and let him hand feed it and the instant deer season starts he was going to shoot it.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's what I said.

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Putting a collar on a wild animal to protect it from being shot is a pretty pathetic attempt at protecting something you care about.

I’d put a high vis jacket on my kids, but I wouldn’t then send them off to play in traffic.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

How can it be both in a hi-viz vest but also elusive? Is the vest not doing its job? 🤔

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Just for that, the deer deserves immunity for life.

But he has to keep it on.

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 weeks ago

exactly how elusive? it's wearing a high vis jacket should be pretty easy to spot at night

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Spotting is easy. Catching is very, very hard

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 8 points 4 weeks ago

Heck of a birth mark, Bob

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 7 points 4 weeks ago

One person saw it? And a photograph? Surprised there is not more questions about it being staged.

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago

Just a Canada Post worker on strike. ✊

[-] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

According to the article nobody in McBride can figure out how this happened.... Yeah McBride is like that... However a glance at the photo suggests that alcohol was involved.. I am pretty sure that the deer did not get its front legs into the sleeves by itself and I suspect it also had some help with the zipper....

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Druid Hall Monitor

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago
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