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Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation (www.bbc.com)

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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 40 points 3 weeks ago

It's just not the same without the vein

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

"It is supposed to be ribbed for my pleasure!"

[-] maniel@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 weeks ago

So you could say his suffering was... not in vein

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

With regards to other confectionery, Harry enjoys most chocolate bars but is not a fan of all sweet treats.

Top notch public service journalism! 😄

[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 weeks ago

Amateur, should have duct taped it to a canvas and sell it for a couple million.

[-] Deebster@infosec.pub 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

A bitcoin millionaire could've been eating it as we speak

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