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Good guy being nice to coffee shop workers. Smiling and saying thank you. Removing problems from the world. A true American Hero.
Just look at that Hollywood smile. Is it a classic superhero movie with a modern twist? I bet he took some cats from the trees when dropping his bike in the park.
He totally helped some old lady with her groceries on the way to liberate humanity.
I swear to God this is like the 10th post I've seen of this guy's face and not ONE is serious about tracking the killer. I fucking love it.
Remember, if you know anything about this guy, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T.
but I know he in innocent, are you saying I do not know he is innocent?
Remember. Talking to the police can never help you. Don't tell them you know him. Don't tell them you don't know him.
Idk I hear he’s already in Perth
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How do we even know that's the killer? The person who shot was wearing a mask. For all we know it wasn't even a man, some women are flat chested it's possible. They should probably just call off the investigation since there's no clues for anything.
I think any cop who disagrees with this should get transvestigated.
Isn’t he wearing different clothes in the pics where his face is visible? And the cops are saying he changed clothes? Which could be true, but also could not be true…
Has anyone questioned Guy Fawks yet?
This Guy Fawkes.
Fawkes was a religious fanatic who sought to blow up the English Parliament to replace it with a theocracy, so as an actual historical figure, he’s not much of a progressive role model.
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Damn, this guy is truly the Ridiculously Photogenic Assassin.
I can fix him.
Fix him? Can't fix perfection.
He's already perfect
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Gosh that gentleman has a nice smile. And he allegedly brought a smile to millions of Americans nationwide, too!
Looks kinda like Jake Gyllenhaal
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And here I was feeling bad for confiscating beer from 14 year olds at summer camp at 17 and then drinking it (drinking age 16).
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Giving similar vibes to the FBI sketch of the dude who killed logging CEO’s
Reminds me of db cooper
Give anonymous tips to the police hotline about police you see breaking the law.
Tell the police where you think you saw a white guy in a hoodie
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We found em'
Mr. Yellow M&M count your days
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Is spamming this number illegal?
I wouldn't recommend making a pest of yourself to the police, in any jurisdiction.
Sounds like a lot of work for one person. Maybe distributed spam..
Probably not if you’re a scammer in India.
The ideal number of interactions with a cartel member is zero.
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All of New York: “Don’t know that guy. Didn’t see that guy. Didn’t see shit.”
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Hey man don't help the cops with more coverage of this guy's face
(It's a joke I know it's already absolutely everywhere)
This is a perfect use of AI. Flood the internet with variations of the original image.
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Call that number and every tipline and report the person responsible for this death and many others - That person's name was Brian Thompson.
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Is that real? Why would dude take his mask off?
It's "real" in that the police shared the picture: https://x.com/NYPDnews/status/1864706407985221974
though the clothing seems different from an earlier picture, especially with this one having big front pockets in the jacket. so there's claims that it is not the same suspect.
I’m no lawyer, but the legal system calls this “reasonable doubt” and if you are on a jury, you are duty bound to do your best to judge the case on the facts, not vibes.
And the fact is, a grainy photo of two people who may have somewhat similar clothing is not proof, nor mens rea required for a possible murder conviction - who are we to claim to understand the mind of this individual?
The state has a high bar to clear that this anonymous shopper, is the same person they claim, the photo was taken on the same day, that this photo isn’t a forgery/deepfake, that only one set of that particular clothing was ever sold- otherwise it’s hearsay and conjecture.
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Yes, keep posting this guy face, that'll help him bigly
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The grin reaper
The true face of heroism
Here is a tip. Most people would be more likely to call the cops on someone shoplifting food to feed their children.
I want to blow him damn
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