It would be funny if everyone in NY just started dressing like this for a few days.
A huge amount of people in New York already dressed this way, lol
At the very least there should be one of those pfp filter things that puts anyone's face into the photos NYPD released. Meme remix the wanted posters so you can't even find the original photos
A real 'I am Spartacus' moment.
Dang, he has style and money.
I guess a good hitman isn't gonna be cheap
Best one this side of the Mississippi.
Well how am I supposed to afford this when I'm six figures in medical debt?
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Not really in debt, just wanna make a joke mmkay?
So I‘m a bit ootl here and I‘m trying to understand what so tell if I‘m wrong, but from what I understand this guy shot this CEO of a million dollar health insurance and just fucking biked away?
Edit: What a fucking legend
43 billion dollar health insurance company. And yes. It was the most casual shooting I've ever seen on the internet. It was well planned at the very least.
This guy is making it look so easy
Admin, he's doing it sideways.
Who would win?
43 billion dollar
One bikey boy
The silencer made it so no big panic broke out, so he was kinda just able to walk off i guess. There cant be cops everywhere, so if you just leave immediately, its going to be hard for cops to catch up with the information flow.
I mean, the woman who was right next to the CEO understandably freaked and bolted but yeah.
From what I've heard NYPD cops are useless anyway
Not if you’re jumping a subway turnstile!
They're fairly effective if your crime is witnessing someone jump over a metro turnstile I hear
On a rental bike, supposedly.
Wouldn't a rental be traceable through simple billing unless it was stolen?
That's what worries me.
Pretty sure the bike hire company confirmed that wasn’t the case
Think of the traffic in NY. Where would you park? And you're just going to get in a car to sit in traffic?
Bro made a perfect getaway
He absolutely did and the thought of him just casually bikong away from an Assassination is just too fucking funny.
I was always surprised how getting away from a crime scene with a bicycle isn't more popular. It's faster and easier than running and you can use paths that cars can't easily get to.
A bike is the perfect getaway vehicle in a city.
In my state someone robbed a bank in our largest city and got away on bike and I believe is still out there not found.
Was this dude really wearing thousand dollar shoes? His outfit may have cost more than the CEO he shot
I suspect OP has made most of this up, or at best guessed.
This meme makes fun of those automated website ads that sell you bullshit that's tenuously related to the content on the website
I think he was on a much more expensive bike. Easily a high end Trek, or a BMC, S-Works, or a Campagnolo
Nah it was a Peloton
Maybe Bruce Wayne reversed his policy on forearms?
What's wrong with having some good strong forearms?
Damn, this always happens to me when I don't put me specs on?
If you had strong forearms, you could have picked up the specs easily
/jk
can't afford that
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