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[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 58 points 2 weeks ago
[-] MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 weeks ago

Funny, but this guy is a CEO of a shitty cantina style restaurant chain. Yeah, he definitely sucks, but he's not tricking people into paying for a life-saving product then reneging when the customer needs it. He's stealing the culture of a civilization that was genocided then selling it to the genociders for obscene profit at the cost of his employees and customers alike...Okay, never mind. Carry on.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 19 points 2 weeks ago

had me in the first part not gonna lie

if you search for Chipotle CEO you get the last guy who left this year and his first listed position was CEO of Proctor and Gamble. There is no such thing as an innocent CEO.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Is he paying wages based on inflation and regional cost of living? No? He's not immune.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

I clicked the link, thinking it was going to be a funny meme about chipotle making your butthole bleed.

........instead, now I'm probably on a list.

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 25 points 2 weeks ago

don't worry, it didn't put you on any list you weren't already on just for using federated social media.

Pretty sure that millions of people are looking at info on CEOs throught the country.

Pretty big list of suspects...

[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago

Scrolling through that list, all i could think was how dare they call it "Chipotle Mexican Grill."

[-] MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Did you not see Carlos Londono at the bottom? They're not racist. /s

[-] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

The best I could do was rustle up an office address.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

this page will disappear in 5... 4... 3...

Say what?

https://archive.is/DVg77

We not only got, The Adjuster

We also got, The Archivist

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

God he's got such a punchable face.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago

They raising wages to match inflation? No?

Start huntin'

Send Gus Fring to have a nice chat with the CEO.

Then we can have NYC John Wick as support if necessary.

Just having a chat, nothing to see here.

[-] vonbaronhans@midwest.social 19 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, inflation actually is at 2% or just I over that, isn't it?

Ideally they'd match that with 2% pay raises for staff, but yeah that seems unlikely.

[-] Faresh@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago

"We are raising prices because prices are being raised"

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Everything gets 2% for expensive every year, the outliers are loss leaders to get you in the door ($1.50 costco hot dogs, $10.00 costco pizzas)

We're not stuck with eating at Chipotle because it's who our employer picked as a service provider.

Now, you want to go look up their wage statistics, we can talk...

[-] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago

Chipotle isn't necessary to survive. I get that it's a joke but it's not the same

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 weeks ago

I am no expert but after reading all that, reintroducing the gold standard seems like a very bad idea. It just replaces one type of regular occurring crisis with another and now your food becomes more expensive when Australia opens a new gold mine.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yeah I said it because it also prevents inflation from being controlled by the state (bad idea in any modern economy)

But this also lead to nations having way less gold than they require in order to have a currency adequately valued

[-] Chev@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Would be stupid to not raise the cost when inflation is double (in Austria at least) the raise.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I suspect America would have the same reaction as the first time, if it happened again

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

LOL, have fun with that. Like 2 years ago I went to Chipotle and ordered a steak burrito with guacamole. It was $19. I was flabbergasted. I haven't been back since, and I will never go back. Get fucked, greedy bastards.

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

we need the money because money

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