This is disrespectful to George Washington the founder of America who was mostly Dicks.

Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.

So its now illegal to have more than 6 bananas in your home in Texas?

Sigh, this is gonna be an awkward call to mom..

What if it was a dildo-gun?

Need to make a proposal to limit cross walls to a maximum of 6 crosses.

IANAL, but this law is (probably) not currently enforceable due to (among others) Lawrence v. Texas.

However, that was explicitly named as being on the chopping block, so at best it's "not enforceable yet"

This doesn't effect me, I don't shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.

Hairbrush and shampoo bottle sales about to go through the roof.

And yet they have such unearned pride as a bastion of freedumb.

Don’t want to start WWIII but even I and my fifty buttplugs were surprised to hear that WALMART was selling sex toys.

If you get caught, just say its The Salad Mixxxer.

The new top post in this community. I hope everyone is proud of themselves. I know I am.

Someone needs to make a Swiss army dildo.

Oh, I am just ~~cleaning~~holding all those for a friend.

Texas is weird.

They'll have to come and take them from my cold dead pu-... wait..