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Steven Seagal these days
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I'd say that chair is Under Seige.
Under Seige? It's practically Marked for Death.
Lemmying in the bathroom as one does, and you caused me to drop another Seagal by trying to hold my laugh in. I salute you.
Gravy Seal.
Lemmy: Torn between making fun of Segal for being fat and not being fatphobic. 😂
There's plenty of other things about Seagal to make fun of. Tom Segura has a whole bit about it.
It's less that he's fat, but more that he presents himself as some kind of martial arts grandmaster, all around tough guy, deputized law enforcement officer, warmaster because he was in action movies but now he's fat.
That looks like a badly AI generated image of Steven Seagal that Steven Seagal would use as his profile picture on social media as a bit.
If he isn't so full of himself.
As you can see he is certainly full of something
Not acting skill, that's for sure.
Donuts and potatoes?
Oh wow! Welcome back! I've been wondering where you went!
Contrary to popular belief, I do have to do work for a living and can't spend all day on social media.
I gave it a try
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that's one sturdy chair. look at the destruction around him. Jesus Christ Almighty, he sat down and did all that?
He's a piece of shit in the inside, too.
Oh how the turntables
I'd have an easier time laughing at his sad state if I wasn't already mad that the guy is objectively a traitor and a goon of Vladimir Putin.
https://pca.st/episode/59c2b425-e7b2-46b2-8c9f-2c9fe609fe6c
He's worse than you think. Way worse.
He looks like the guy that only appears in the final picture of a married woman's tinder profile
Fits the MAGA crowd
I’m surprised he isn’t in a helicopter because I heard he has been flying those for like 45 years.
I liked the South Park episode that featured him and Whole Foods.
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