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Steven Seagal these days
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I'd say that chair is Under Seige.
Under Seige? It's practically Marked for Death.
Lemmying in the bathroom as one does, and you caused me to drop another Seagal by trying to hold my laugh in. I salute you.
that's one sturdy chair. look at the destruction around him. Jesus Christ Almighty, he sat down and did all that?
I'd have an easier time laughing at his sad state if I wasn't already mad that the guy is objectively a traitor and a goon of Vladimir Putin.
https://pca.st/episode/59c2b425-e7b2-46b2-8c9f-2c9fe609fe6c
He's worse than you think. Way worse.
He looks like the guy that only appears in the final picture of a married woman's tinder profile
My favorite Steven Seagal story, from his Wikipedia page:
Seagal has been accused by former stunt performers who have worked with him, including Kane Hodder, Stephen Quadros, and Gene LeBell, of intentionally hitting stuntmen during scenes. Additionally, while serving as stunt coordinator for Out for Justice, LeBell allegedly got into an on-set altercation with Seagal over his mistreatment of some of the film's stunt performers. After the actor claimed that, due to his aikido training, he was "immune" to being choked unconscious, LeBell offered Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal's neck, and once Seagal said "go", proceeded to choke him unconscious, with Seagal losing control of his bowels. Seagal bodyguard and stuntman Steven Lambert stated he was present and said that a confrontation did happen, during which Seagal elbowed LeBell before he could lock the hold on Seagal, after which LeBell flipped Seagal.
A movie producer I worked with in my time in the industry had done a movie with Segal in which Segal was to shoot a gun. Segal said he would only use a very specifically modified AR15. The production purchased the AR with all of the upgrades Segal requested. Segal fired it one time, said it was too loud and had too much kickback and he wanted to use a prop instead.
He said an AR-15 had too much recoil? Is he made of tissue paper, or did they mod it to fire artillery shells? Christ, one of the demos they did for us at our first live fire in basic training was having one of our fellow soldiers hold an M-16 stock UP TO HIS NUTS and fire it downrange to show just how little recoil they had. I'm not kidding, I personally witnessed this. I have also put at least 20,000 rounds through M-16's and AR-15's in my life. They don't kick. Seagal is a pussy.
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I'm just using your story as an excuse to promote Bobby Fingers. Check out a diorama on the confrontation.
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Lol imagine thinking that aikido training means your brain doesn't need oxygen.
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Good to know that I, too, have the body of an action movie star.
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Just remember folks, someone being fat is not a reason to hate them. Theres literally nothing else about him thats a redeeming quality, his being a lardass is the least deplorable thing about him. The fact that he must just shovel empty calories into his maw all day atleast limits the stupid shit coming out of it.
It's not that it's deplorable, it's that it's comical given the context of him making a career being a self-deluded unconvincing badass.
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People these days just don't appreciate a strong and healthy frame when they see one.
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.
People these days just don’t appreciate a strong and healthy frame when they see one.
You may not like it, but this is what peak chair performance looks like.
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This is my sign that I should get on my rowing machine
Update: I did 20 minutes of moderate exercise today!
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I'm surprised the NKs haven't cannibalized him out of desperation yet
They tried, but he Akidoed them all to death by using their own energy against them and eating them first.
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Gravy Seal.
He looks like that old fat fuck that washes up at a camping trip who everyone knows and no one wanted them there.
Please enjoy. https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4
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