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submitted 1 week ago by penquin@lemm.ee to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

That I can't even redeem.lol

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago

Congratulations, your entire identity is similar in value to a single hour of minimum wage labor!

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Less in many parts of the country!

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Damn. I didn't even realize that :(

[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

Looks like OP is in canada, so like half an hour really.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I guess I didn't realize that Canadians were also subject to our bullshit credit system.

Sorry Canada.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 40 points 1 week ago

They offered me $10.13 but in exchange for that they need my email address my mailing address my date of birth my social security and a government ID.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 32 points 1 week ago

“Yes, we totally fucked up lost all your info the last time but you can totally trust us with that this time around…”

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

😂 that's fucking insane. Mother fucker you are paying for NOT BEING ABLE TO PROTECT MY FUCKING DATA!!!!

[-] Balrog@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wow, you can buy a McDouble with that kind of money!

[-] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

This will age poorly with the current state of inflation.

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 17 points 1 week ago

I got the same error. I complained to the settlement email and they sent me the same canned response twice in a row that the window had passed in 2022. I forwarded the email I got and got the same canned response again...

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago

Seriously? Man, this all kinds of fucking insulting. They fucking leaked our SSN and they're throwing a bone at us that we can't even get. This is very insulting.

[-] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 5 points 1 week ago

We have to operate with understanding that all critical data is already leaked tbh

This is the new reality

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago

“We’ll give you $7.43 to fuck off”

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

I can't even fucking redeem them, so I'll just.... fuck off, I guess? 😂

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 1 week ago

You actually got money?

I've gotten several of these; all the "pay out" is, is a year's subscription to an utterly worthless "privacy protection" plan thing from yet another corporate entity making money off my information.

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

This is the first time in my life (sad how many times they have fucked us and paid us little) that I actually get this much money, and I still can't claim it. 😂. It has always been one of those "$1.67" checks that I never bothered with. Slaps on the rest need to stop.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 week ago

I mean, it does suck... But I think it's pretty based that Canada's postal workers said "oh, you don't want to pay us what we deserve? No Christmas this year."

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

That's what I thought, too. Good for them for standing up for themselves

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

And they got ordered back to work, since fuck them I guess.

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

I don't think you can "order" people to go back to work and they'll just go back if they're striking. I mean you can fire them, but you can't force them to work.

Someone should contact the judge who approved the class action settlement and let him or her know Equifax is putting up barriers to collect the settlement and the company should be held in contempt, with consumers allowed to opt out of the class and sue individually to collect.

Many victims of Equifax's cheap and negligent security practices resulting in a huge data breach already are giving up on getting paid and will likely not go back.

Problems with consumers getting this small amount owed as class members or onorous data collection requirement amounts from a company shown to be terrible with cybersecurity should result in severe consequences or else it shows the judge doesn't actually care about the class members and is doing a bad job protecting them. Of course, that's only if the judge becomes aware of the problem.

[-] sudo42@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I love how all these shenanigans, losing my personal information, making go through dozens of hoops to “prove my identity” just to be allowed to install rice-paper walls to “secure” my personal information with a company THAT I NEVER EVEN AGREED TO SO BUSINESS WITH IN THE FIRST PLACE.

And there’s 3 of them. I applied for a credit card. Was all this nonsense hidden in the small print? F this.

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

It's fucking insane. And some people here make fun of China and their "social credit" and WE HAVE THE SAME FUCKING THING RIGHT HERE!!!????

[-] allo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Looks like they DENY your attempt to get your money. if only you could DEFEND yourself. it's cwistmas so sing an oDE POSE as santa or someting.

<.<

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I read an article that anything under the price of a tank of gas people will usually not try to claim it.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 1 week ago

I can't cash mine without giving another sketchy site my personal info to activate the the card.

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yup, I was able to finally get to it, but then they want a lot of info. Noped the fuck outta there. Bitch, you're paying me for not protecting the same info you're asking me for now. Me clicking on the link they emailed me should have been more than enough. But you bet ~~you're~~ your ass they're going to get their money back by selling your info to every advertiser they can get their hands on.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 1 week ago

If I register, I get stuck in an infinite loop of getting my identity stolen for less than $10.

[-] FrostyTrichs@walledgarden.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

In case anyone actually cares and is trying to claim this the "error on our side" nonsense seems to be triggered if you're using a VPN.

Try reconfiguring or disabling the VPN if you are concerned with claiming this.

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I actually don't have VPN enabled. I won't bother with it anyway.

[-] FrostyTrichs@walledgarden.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Obviously I have no way of knowing every trigger for that message but VPN usage can trigger it for sure so I figured I'd bring it up since I didn't see it mentioned.

[-] penquin@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago
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