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[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 28 points 2 weeks ago

Well yeah, no wonder she leaves if your logical deduction skills are that poor. The conclusion obviously doesn't follow from the premise, even though it's completely true.

[-] TOModera@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly, right? They want dead flakes, not live one's, so they keep us as cattle on carpets, not consume us wholesale. That's like being afraid of vultures if you're healthy.

[-] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

And most dust is actually walls decaying, not skin. Why would there be dust in abandoned buildings otherwise?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

The buildings are made of skin.

[-] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago
[-] illi@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago

Whether we wanted it or not, we entered war with Roombas on Earth.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So let’s get to taking out their charging stations one by one.

[-] lath@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Proportionally, most dust within a building is the building itself shedding on the inside.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

My Roomba can barely return to its base and gets stuck on my rug. I help my little bro out. This is a symbiotic relationship.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

You will be consumed last.

[-] TIN@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hang on a minute, are there any roombas here today?

Please clear main brushes.

Er, I meant "Nope"

[-] MakingWork@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

So what you're saying is you meet girls that are not your mom?! And consistently?

Legend!

[-] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like a good horror movie plot.

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

See, there's your problem. Picking partners up irl. I'm at half chub from this, you should be online looking for love

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

But why does she leave?

this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
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