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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 90 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

3 hard problems in computer science

  1. Cache invalidation
  2. Naming things 4. Concur
  3. Off by one errors

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[-] AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago
  1.       User INPUT
    
  2. Sanatization'; DROP TABLE users; --
  3. validation@notaemail.com
[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago
  1. Concur

For half a second there I thought it was a reference to SAP Concur. But we're talking about hard problems, not impossible ones

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

2 hard problems: Cache invalidation and naming things

DNS brings them together

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 29 points 3 days ago

I just use the Google password generator. So far no duplicates!

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 17 points 3 days ago

Pft, just capture the ISO time that you started writing the variable.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 0 points 3 days ago
[-] kautau@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

lol it’s just a more computational way to generate cryptographically secure, unique variable names, was more of a joke as “here’s the next level” than a true recommendation

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

I'm doing this now

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago
[-] negativenull@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

TABs gang rise up!

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago

Bikeshedding by any other name...

this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
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