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[-] regdog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Giving the term "Doctors without borders" a new meaning.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

"They'll expect to find one of us in the wreckage, brother."

[-] Crampon@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Get him onboard! I'll cal him in.

get him onboard. I'll call him in.

[-] General_Effort@lemmy.world 125 points 1 week ago

Seriously, why are they producing all these great promo shots for him? If they had done that for someone like Bernie Sanders, the US would be in much better shape now.

(explaining the title reference)

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 75 points 6 days ago

I think, if Luigi runs for president in 2028, he might have better promo materials than that Trump's photo with raised fist at this point.

[-] proudblond@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Isn’t he 26? He’s not old enough.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

fuck. I'd let him run it from prison.

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Well, convicted felon and person the Joint Chiefs named “most likely to commit treason” in the yearbook doesn’t stop you from running again so fuckin why not

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

I mean, we now have the opposite problem, so might be a breath of fresh air

[-] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago

Laws don’t matter anymore. Just make up some shit and you’re good.

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 39 points 6 days ago

They're milking it to make you really believe this is the real shooter, no suspicious circumstances here, no sir.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 18 points 6 days ago

Need a “i am spartacus” moment

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 15 points 6 days ago

As awesome as that is - remember in the movie that the romans just executed all of the survivors of the initial massacre instead.

I'm like 90% certain that the US powers that be would be fine with this, so we might want to think of something slightly better if it comes to this.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

To be fair that is how the servile wars ended irl

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

is he not the shooter? is he a decoy? as easy as it was to get so far away, I do find it hard to believe he got caught that easy, but damn if he didn't have the fake IDs on him. and possibly the gun.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 5 points 5 days ago

Don't forget the handwritten manifesto I was able to read in full the day I heard the news

[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 points 5 days ago

Seems like maybe the authorities just couldn't find enough evidence to catch the shooter, so they chose a convenient fall guy because those in power demanded someone be punished and made an example of.

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