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I finally caved and had to ask.

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[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I had a though recently. It would be neato to have some open source, crowdsourced world database of item locations, where you add this sort of information.

Tagged search of a store, where certain items are. What's stores in a city sell X item. That sort of thing.

Call it "WorldDB", bake it into OpenStreetMap.

No idea what the legality would be, but I would LOVE it.

May write a post about it at some point, as I am no programmer.

[-] asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

The problem is that stores regularly change the locations of items so everything would be constantly wrong.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 50 points 2 days ago

Well of COURSE the butter is in the Beer & Wine aisle. I mean where ELSE would you expect to find butter? In the DAIRY section? It is to laugh.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

"I can't believe it's not Budweiser"

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Butter beer. Somebody like Harry Potter

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[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 123 points 2 days ago

Corporate metric improved: people spend more time in our stores now!

[-] smb@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 days ago

thats how CEOs define their rules when their then-by-them-damaged company has to pay them a huge bonus for causing permanent damages to the company 🤷

A supermarket I go to sometimes around a year ago decided to "reorganize" everything. The first day I went there after the reorganization I almost suffered a meltdown. You know where they put the biscuits and cookies?

You guessed it! In the same aisle than stationery and printer ink. I am not kidding, the psychopath who did this, for some reason decided that printer ink was somehow related to breakfast biscuits.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 71 points 2 days ago

They do this shit on purpose. Years ago I worked for the evil empire (Wal-Mart) and they put all the coffee filters next to the coffee makers in the appliance section, not with the coffee in the grocery section or with the consumable paper products. It forces customers to walk around the store to find things. And they would rearrange it every 6 months or so.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

When I was but a youth, I met someone and asked where they worked. They, too, said "the evil empire" (meaning Walmart) but I, being naive and having recently discovered Linux, said "Microsoft?" They laughed and responded in the affirmative.

I believed that for weeks before a Walmart-specific story came up in conversation.

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[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

printer ink was somehow related to breakfast

For when you want your coffee really, really black.

[-] robolemmy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Unless you're out of blue ink, then you can't print black coffee, even if your black cartridge is full.

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[-] NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I think it's more plausible that the original fridge had broken down, so butter was relocated to an alternative temporary.

Why would there already be a fridge in the stationary and ink aisle?

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago

So you have everything you need to write the company a strongly worded letter about their reorganization.

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[-] socsa@piefed.social 34 points 2 days ago

This is honestly pretty frequent if you shop for anything beyond staple items. Like, pine nuts are not with the other nuts, for example. Cocktail garnishes are not with the other pickles. Canning pectin is not with the jello, etc.

You just can't really trust the signs that much. At least in this case it was an entire visible section and not a single tiny box they hid among a bunch of tangentially related items.

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Canning pectin is with the canning jars!

Now, where those are is extremely confusing. Currently I think it's near the sugars.

[-] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

It's all intentional to get you to walk around the store more so you make more impulse buys. Same reason stores will reorganize things from time to time

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

If looked at in a certain way butter is a chilled beverage.

Nothing like the old wine/butter aisle

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

Nothing like the old ~~wine/butter~~ French Cuisine aisle

[-] Today@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

For the really good nights

[-] iamjackflack@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago

Guess I’m built different, I noticed the butter immediately but took 2 minutes to figure out what the problem was before I saw the sign

[-] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 day ago

It didn't take long to spot the issue but the idea of using those signs is absolutely insane to me. Butter is obvious.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 25 points 2 days ago

I think my head would explode if that happened to me. I'd just start moving it back to the dairy for them while tutting very loud.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 27 points 2 days ago

Clearly butter is popular with beer drinkers. 2 cases of beer 2 lbs of butter, what a fun night awaits. Slip slidin' away!

[-] nicerdicer@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago

Home improvement stores do the same illogical placement of their goods: If you want to buy a shovel, you would that shovel expect to be located in the aisle with the garden tools, right? Wrong! Of course, it is located in the timber isle, because the handle is made of wood - that's what they probably thought.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

that... hasn't been my experience. Gardening shoves are in the gardening section and shovels for wet concrete are next to the bags of concrete.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

I like a buttery Chardonnay

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[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I used to live a couple blocks from a Safeway that decided to put the canned beans and canned chili in the wine aisle, with no sign to direct you there. Is throwing random shit in the wine aisle just a Safeway tradition?

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago

The Safeway by me is pretty reasonably organized. Probably depends on the manager.

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[-] Kuma@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

I wish grocery stores (especially those you can also order from online) had a page where you could pick the store (if there are multiple) and then search for the thing you need and it had a number label that would be associated with the section it is in. This weird example from op would be: beer 10, butter 10, wine 10 etc without it being confusing because it isn't a category anymore and you only need to look in that section instead of looking like a lost kid running around in the whole store. Also filling up that big sign with just a number would be a lot easier to read from far away.

They can keep the categories if they stick to them, like meat, bread, snacks and so on so ppl who do not care about the number system can still kinda guess like today...

[-] Deello@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago

Some stores do just that. I know I've done it for Target, Walmart, Home Depot, and Lowe's.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Home Depot has their interiors mapped out on Google Maps.

It's fantastic. Since they did that I'm pretty sure I've never spent more then ten minutes in one unless I wanted to.

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[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago

At least you know it's somewhere in the fridge section, yah?

But I'm sure everyone has done that while looking for something and it is not cool.

[-] numlok@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Problem is, there were like 8 different refrigerated sections. Milks and juices. Dairy, including cheeses and yogurts (which is where I was fully expecting it to be and which I went back to multiple times). Meats. Desserts and puddings. Salsas, dips and such. And several others. I think I just walked by the alcohol aisle repeatedly thinking, "Well, I know it's not down that one".

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