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[-] maz1@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

We had one particular drinking fountain in our fraternity back in the day that, after a hard night, could single-handedly pull you back from the brink of disaster in the morning.

The water throughput, temperature, and taste were always just right, regardless of the time of year.

Without fail; suck down some water for 60 or so seconds, take a long shit and get back at it.

Man it's been 20 years, the building is long-gone but I still think about that water fountain and it's perfect water.

[-] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 9 points 21 hours ago
[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 2 points 20 hours ago

Didn’t he rupture his asshole

[-] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago
[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 10 hours ago

I did some rather hesitant googling and couldn't find much... What happened?

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

While waiting to meet his estranged son for the first time in years, Wim Hof decided to get into a public water fountain and give himself an enema on one of the water spraying outlets in full view of the public. Unbeknownst to him, the water pressure had been turned up high, possibly to dissuade him from doing this (it was not his first time visiting this fountain)

The high pressure water jet tore through his intestines like a knife, leaving him screaming and writing in pain amidst the weekday shoppers.

The first time his son saw him in years (he stopt contacting his weird dad because he was unbearably weird), Wim was hobbling up to him, pantsless, water, blood and shit gushing from his anus, while Wim begged him (without even a 'Hello son') "I need you to drive me to the hospital!"

[-] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago
[-] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 11 hours ago

You've got two holes, right?

[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Saw the link and was like "ah, fuck". Love the good ol' "ah, fuck", that doesn't happen for me too often.

[-] Darohan@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago

Yeah dog, we have flow, yeah dog, this is high kick nice

[-] belastend@slrpnk.net 1 points 19 hours ago

Once again, 23rd favorite rapist aaand future gender neutral toilet: Minge McMahon

this post was submitted on 23 Dec 2024
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