Seems like Satan has the right ideas because this way leaves a ton of room for gifts under the tree.
When you write your letter to Santa, but you’re dyslexic.
Jack Black stared in a movie this year with exactly this plot.
Was it the Minecraft movie?
Sadly, I’m not even joking.
Tropic Thunder 2: the Santa Boogaloo
Krampus is a legit alternative. He does tend to eat the naughty, but I would never question someone else’s beliefs.
Who among us hasn't eaten a kid
I ate an entire patch of kids once
How did they taste?
on the acidic side
Maybe a little tart?
Honestly, a little sour
Delicious
Reminds me of my childhood.
Aww baby maggotycumfart
Saves on the gravity bill though.
Hail Satan!
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!!
[Looks up Robert Smith's mobile number...]
Another Melania Christmas display that looks like a Spinal Tap album.
All I want for Christmas is you, Satan.
the tree should have been upside down
* Kate Bush music intensifies *
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