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[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 21 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Have you ever considered a career in sales, because you sound like a fine gentleman who works is sales.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 16 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

"The $200 I found in her purse earlier."

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 27 points 14 hours ago

"Entrepreneur" ahh mentality

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago

ahh mentality

Yes of course

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 25 points 15 hours ago

I'm an atheist so I would just tell her that it's her god's plan to lose that money and just accept it.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 7 points 9 hours ago

Wow, this epic Chad redditor watches Rick and Morty!

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 58 points 15 hours ago

Who said she's not also an atheist? The woman was just outside the mall crying, the person who "found $200" is the one who is praising a god.

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 10 points 12 hours ago

It’s obvious she’s not an atheist because they never cry. Ever.

[-] Fish@midwest.social 2 points 7 hours ago

True. Once you lose your soul from being atheist for too long, you lose the ability to cry

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 13 points 14 hours ago

I guess I misread that and responded too quickly, Miles.

[-] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 12 hours ago

Classic atheist response to every situation

[-] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 1 points 9 hours ago

I guess I misread that and responded too quickly, Miles.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Classic atheist response to every situation.

[-] railwhale@lemmy.nz 2 points 5 hours ago

I guess I misread that and responded too quickly, Miles.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 34 minutes ago

Classic atheist response to every situation.

[-] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 21 points 14 hours ago

"On this day, i am euphoric because I was a dick to a stranger."

[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 points 14 minutes ago

And not because of any phony god's blessing.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 8 hours ago

*tips fedora*

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 0 points 9 hours ago

God I wish there was a God.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 15 hours ago
this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2024
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