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[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Right now I just get lectured about Gravity Falls when I make eggs.

Could be worse.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

I thought you were talking about Ghost Stories but I don’t think it came out in the 60s

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 56 points 13 hours ago

Why is the screenshot so wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 90 points 13 hours ago

Because I was shooting it with an IMAX camera.

Also because it was a screenshot from my desktop.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 13 hours ago
[-] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

OP is Mr Nolan confirmed. New Bond when

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

I only get to direct the new Bond film if they give in to my demands that he be played by Johnny Vegas.

[-] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 9 points 13 hours ago

You can resize windows on desktop you know

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 46 points 13 hours ago

I can do a lot of things.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 13 points 13 hours ago
[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online -1 points 10 hours ago

First day on the internet?

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 12 hours ago

It had to be Obake no Q-taro.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 13 hours ago

Don't feed the kid in the morning. Make it hunt for it's food.

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago
this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2024
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