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submitted 21 hours ago by ummthatguy@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

... I lost my train of thought.

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[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 9 points 17 hours ago

Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about it.

[-] Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world 18 points 20 hours ago

A while back a few of us at work erected a festivus pole in a separate area and had the airing of grievances. It was somewhat therapeutic and boosted morale.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago

That sounds dangerous af in a work environment... airing of grievances, not the pole

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

When I still managed a team, at the beginning of every team meeting, we'd have the Two Minute of Hate. Everyone in the team would be able to complain about whatever was bothering them.

Very often, when the hate was work related, the team would come together to solve the problem. It worked really, really well.

Other managers tended to be very uptight about the idea.

Sometimes the hate would last through most of the meeting.

After some fairly distressing and debilitating hates, I added Eye Bleach permanently to the end of the agenda. It was when people would share something to make everyone feel better. It was usually either cute pet or kid pictures, or happy news or uplifting stories.

I still work there, but I'm not a manager anymore. I'm still strangely part of the management team, but I have no direct reports, and I'm not officially a manager.

I'm not really sure I was really the person they wanted managing people. I suppose it's not too surprising, but the entire management team seems to think they are what keeps the place working. I always saw management as a necessary evil. My team was what kept things working, not their manager.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

I mean the pole could definitely be dangerous aswell

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, someone could start dancing and stripping and it'd be an HR nightmare. But they can't fire us all... hmmmm

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Concerning management:

[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 17 points 20 hours ago

It's two days past Festivus though.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 11 points 19 hours ago

Well, maybe today is for the rest of us!

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

TIL Festivus was created in 1966 by Daniel O'Keefe whose son wrote the Seinfeld episode that popularized it

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 16 hours ago

snorts a line of protein whey powder

Alright, I'm ready for the Feats of Strength!

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 15 hours ago
[-] HootinNHollerin@quokk.au 5 points 19 hours ago

Can I offer you an aluminum pole in this trying time?

this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2024
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