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[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago

My kid probably got pretty close to that number. He's fine.

Good kid. He's got my wife's eyes and my eating disorder.

[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago
[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 21 hours ago

He needs some time to recover. That's why Christmas is only once a year

[-] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago

Actually, there is only 1 Santa who gets cloned into every Santa believing household on earth. But this clone has a deadly allergy to milk. The body gets removed by an elf afterwards.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Could also be the result of transporter shenanigans. Chief O'Brien has a regularly updated copy in the pattern buffer and releases a few handfuls every holiday season... then a quick memory scan and into the matter recycler 'til next time.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

What a coincidence, every holiday season I also release a few handfuls.

[-] theedqueen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

So like a Mr Meseeks?

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

That doesn't seem like that many cookies. Assuming an average of three cookies per household, that's only ~100 million houses visted. Santa is either racist or he's being paid off by the elven mafia to exclusively visit certain homes, only logical explanation for the discrepancy in the cookie consumption to global household ratio.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Gotta imagine not every house puts out cookies. And since there are ~127 million households, that seems to work out pretty well.

Tho I have heard he leaves out Milwaukee for religious reasons.

There are what now? This planet has 8 billion people, Einstein.

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Ahh, but that 127 million only accounts for the United States or perhaps a few other nations. There surely are at least a couple other countries in the world that are the 'Santa Visit Roster'

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Other countries don't have to pay him to visit

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

In a lot of places around Europe, Santa visits early December.

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

My friend, Santa eats mince pies and sherry in Britain. A few cookies on the other side of the moat barely soaks up the alcohol.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 23 hours ago

It's amazing how Santa always wanted to drink the same cheap lager as my dad.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Honestly, it's amazing he doesn't fall out of the sleigh.

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

I need sleep. I read this as three numbers in an array and was curious why Santa split them over three days.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Thats why i always write bigs numbers without any separators

336150386 is so much more readable

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Also me after eating that many cookies on christmas night...

[-] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

bring me a bucket ........ and one wafer thin meeent

[-] Idea@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

But it's only WHAFFER THEEN

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