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[-] podperson@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago

Eric Bachman. This is your mom, and you are not my baby

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Anybody notice that the cybertruck looks like a "refinement" of the taste that brought us the Aztec?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 10 hours ago

At least the Aztec was kinda useful

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

It was Walter White's car. It has to be useful.

[-] Daze@sh.itjust.works 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Absolutely FUCK the stupid light-bar trend that this piece of junk has spawned on the road.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 10 hours ago

Light bars were popular before this travesty

[-] Daze@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago

Ok. It’s still the worst thing.

[-] Paddzr@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Front or rear or both?

Because this doesn't blind as much as other laser lights do. The trend was quite set by polestar and Volvo... Then everyone started to copy.

[-] LMagicalus@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 hours ago

Driving with an astigamtism was fucking bad enough, now I just cant see the cars on the other side at all.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 20 minutes ago

I focus on the lines of my lane and hope I get hit so I don't fucking have to pay rent anymore.

[-] HootinNHollerin@quokk.au 8 points 17 hours ago

I finally looked at a cyber truck up close in a parking lot the other day and holy shit the gaps between the panels are huge

[-] EvilBit@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

Like a DeLorean fucked a D20.

Like a tin can fucked a child’s drawing of a bicycle.

Like Andross fucked a VW Bus.

Like a Dalek fucked a Lego.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Like a dumpster fucked a microwave.

[-] EvilBit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago
[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago

I really wish they would release the rest of his jokes in the movie. Apparently, there were more jokes that were just horrible and were cut. I wanna hear those.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I thought most of them were in the credits

[-] innermeerkat@jlai.lu 8 points 21 hours ago

Is a post really a shitpost when it spits the truth?

[-] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

I mean, the post has some shit in it, dunno if that is enough to make it shot 🤔

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago

I never thought of this before, but does Musk even travel using his shitty cars?

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

There were pictures of him online using the prototype version, that looks somewhat better, like a better looking shit.

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 1 points 16 hours ago

Didn't this dude rape or sexually harassed a bunch of women?

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 19 minutes ago

I had heard he had a TBI and became an asshole afterwards. Maybe I am thinking of the wrong person.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 0 points 16 hours ago

Ewww it's TJ boner or whatever his name is

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