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[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 78 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Once had a really great easter party where we legally roasted a pig and illegally distilled liquor. Never in my life have I had a cleaner buzz. When I got home the next day I wrestled with myself whether I should tell my mother about it. But eventually I elected to tell her because I had such a good time.

When I mentioned my reservations for telling her about distilling liquor she shot me an incredulous look and just said: "Dude, have you forgotten that I'm Norwegian?"

In Norway alcohol is very expensive so basically everyone has distilled liquor at some point in their life.

[-] Delirioum@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago

Is this one of those "1/37th of me is Norwegian" stories from the US based on 23andme results?

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 35 points 2 days ago

Nah, it's a German "my mother was literally born and raised in Norway" story.

When I moved to another city I even discovered that me and even my kids are technically Norwegian as well as German. At least according to the German authorities. I wanted to see if we could get a Norwegian passport but didn't have the time yet.

[-] Delirioum@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

Nice. Could be useful if any of you are interested in living/studying in Norway. Since its still not EU, status of how easy that is can change. Also it is a pretty country.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Same when me and my friends got the cops called on us as a kids for climbing onto our school building at night to eat pizza. Like damn dude, have you never enjoyed life or wtf is going on?

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 17 points 3 days ago

They probably felt powerful for the first time in their life

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 6 points 3 days ago

There's a reason every school has those stupid security fences now and it's not because students where having a bit of harmless fun after dark.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 27 points 3 days ago

My mom cried when she found out I tried mushrooms when I was 16.

My mother who has had two long term boyfriends I know about, the guy before my dad who was a Coke dealer, and my dad who went to jail for selling drugs. She met my dad because she was trying to find mushrooms and he sold them.

She cried.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago

Possibly she thought she had gone down a bad path in life, regretted it, and was worried you would go down the same path?

I obviously don't know her, so I can't say if that's the case, but I have seen that happen before. Mainly in movies.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 points 3 days ago

Yeah that was not the case here.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I suspected it might not be, unfortunately. Hope things are good now.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They are. This was like 15 years ago. Also it was fine back then, nothing actually bad happened except my mother way overreacted about me trying a psychedelic once.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Maybe she was afraid to see you walk the same path. ( Not that mushrooms are dangerous, but dating a coke dealer isn't ideal)

[-] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

Did you pay her back for eating her shrooms

[-] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

Maybe she was on mushrooms when she found out.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 points 2 days ago

Lol I wish this was true, because it’s better than just erratic behaviour.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"I used to be a piece of shit."

The most criminal thing I ever did was buy drugs and pirate stuff. Now the drugs I would buy are legal, so that just leaves the piracy.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

I used to be a piece of shit...I still am, but I used to be also.

[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

Omg I’m crying laughing. This hits the spot.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Sounds like dialog from Poorly Drawn Lines.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

The basis of the joke is most commonly attributed to Mitch Hedberg.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks. I can't remember the exact wording offhand. I may have butchered it. But that is what I was going for.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 days ago

My mom highfives

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 days ago
[-] Anivia@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

But that one is a jpeg, OP posted an animated webp

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

Still image on my end

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2024
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