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[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I still don't understand why people posted about beans for a week

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 days ago

I don't understand how someone could not post about beans for a week.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

You tell me one better topic.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 20 points 3 days ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago
[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

No, this is an abomination.

See how I smoothly brought things back full circle there? That takes talent, son. Talent.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Actually he's a squid

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 days ago

I love how relatable Hulk was before everything went woke. Beans rock!

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 days ago

Can't even post about beans anymore. Because of woke.

[-] meyotch@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 days ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago

'Woke beans' are only if they were grown in the Liberte province of France, otherwise they are just sparkly racist beans.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

YO MOMMA SO BEAN, WHEN SHE SIT AROUND THE CAN SHE REALLY SIT AROUND THE CAN

[-] smee@sosial.link 4 points 2 days ago

I have no idea what that means.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Have you tried being more woke? Or less I'm not really sure how it works

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Damn lib commie beans with blue hair and pronouns!

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

ho ho ho green giant

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago

How about not pooping for 3 days?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Extend it to for the rest of my life and I would be in heaven. It would be one of my three genie wishes, but I'd have to figure out a way for him not to trick me when I tell him I never want to have to poop again. Like maybe figure out a way to tell the genie that all of my poo just disappears from my body and gets teleported to the asteroid belt right before I have to poo it out.

As it is, that's one of the big reasons I never got addicted to opiates.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Well, were you to stop pooping, you'd probably be in Heaven pretty soon.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

See? This is why I need to word things carefully to the genie.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Lemme hulk (them beans, Lemmy)!

this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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