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[-] iamjackflack@lemm.ee 93 points 6 days ago

This person should not be allowed to operate a vehicle ever

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 41 points 6 days ago

I've been practicing driving with a person who shouldn't drive. She has no feeling for the car, i. e. doesn't understand how you would correct your position, drive in reverse etc., and it feels like she's asleep with her eyes open. Imo driving is a constant stream of decisions and she just doesn't make any. "Why are we driving here?" - "I've been looking for somewhere to turn around." - "We're passing suitable locations every 3 seconds and you're going 50." - "I can't decide in time which to use."

She's afraid to go the speed limit, highways are off limits. The other day she just straight up drove out into an intersection from a yield side without breaking and stopped in the middle. I warned her it was coming, there were signs and everything. She doesn't know the speed limit when it's always very clearly signed. She doesn't read directions and can't navigate by herself; "if I say nothing, go straight, or right if straight is not an option" is forgotten after 5 minutes. She's been driving with an instructor (which I am not) for 20 lessons and we've gone at least ten times, too.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 16 points 6 days ago

Having a society that's designed so everyone has to drive is absurd.

[-] Jamablaya@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

I mean sometimes you just have to admit someone is dumb or has a specific deficiency and move on.

[-] kofe@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I'm pretty sure I have some deficiencies, but I'm lucky I got to learn pretty young on a farm. I'm torn between wanting to advocate kids have access to like go kart tracks at school vs funding more public transit and walkable communities, as someone else said. Both would be dope tho

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 50 points 6 days ago

I feel bad for her - because that’s got to be dementia or something - but she shouldn’t be driving.

[-] xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago

probably just booze and pills

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 59 points 6 days ago

People like this are why I support walkable communities and convenient, free mass transit.

[-] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

We should strive for the least common denominator :-/

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

When it comes to accessibility, yes

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[-] rekabis@lemmy.ca 37 points 6 days ago

Some people were never meant to operate machinery of any kind, much less machines physically larger than they are.

Like, don’t even let this person touch a lawnmower.

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 22 points 6 days ago

No spatial awareness. Absolutely none.

[-] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 36 points 6 days ago

Am I the only one who did pump fuel perfectly fine from the "wrong side"?

Usually the hose is long enough to do it safely as long as the car is not too behind the pump.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

In the Miata community, it's called "Doing The Thing."

[-] moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 days ago

Meanwhile Triumph TR4 is like, "What do you mean which side?"

[-] limelight79@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

There's a station near me with hoses that are long enough to do that with most vehicles (obviously my pickup wouldn't fit, but every car I've driven is fine). But I don't think most stations have hoses long enough to do that for anything but the smallest cars.

[-] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 6 points 6 days ago

Just a reminder that in Europe we use normal sized cars :)

So the average car here in France can definitely fuel from the wrong side. You still need to park the car close to the pump but it works.

Now if you try to do that with a Cybertruck...

[-] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Now if you try to do that with a Cybertruck…

...Then your confusion runs considerably deeper than which side the gasoline filler door is on!

[-] Odo@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago
[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I was doing Y2K updates for Quik Trip and these clerks had me crying over a story about a drunk guy doing this. The shit convenience store clerks see, Jesus those guys were funny.

[-] limelight79@lemm.ee 17 points 6 days ago

LOL I was ready to defend the driver, having pulled in on the wrong side of the pump once or twice. I drive different cars, and while most have it on the driver's side, one vehicle I drive regularly has it on the opposite side, so I have occasionally made the mistake.

But then I corrected it by turning the car around and pulling into the pump on the correct side...

[-] cheeselover@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

on the dashboard, there is an arrow next to the fuel icon. It shows which side to fill.

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

But every time I pull around to the other side, the arrow keeps pointing away from the pumps!

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[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 6 days ago

Do you know what the definition of insanity is?

[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 8 points 6 days ago

We know fuel is stored in the balls

[-] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 days ago

The fact that they probably filled their car up with fuel before and then goes and does this is beyond my comprehension

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