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[-] splintertank@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

Yeah, no shit.

[-] Hegar@fedia.io 19 points 5 days ago

"Media outlet gives attention to delusional conman with nothing valuable to say" is like 90% of news articles now.

[-] classic@fedia.io 14 points 5 days ago

It was more intriguing when I thought it said Nosferatu

[-] Twig@sopuli.xyz 14 points 5 days ago
[-] thallamabond@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

Wow. What a load of crap

5 2024 predictions:

  1. AI self-awareness and robot uprising
  2. WW3
  3. Global catastrophe
  4. Alien contact
  5. Asteroid colliding into Earth, but with new materials we've never seen which causes economic war.

My favorite bit is at the end where he says these are just predictions the future is uncertain.

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 10 points 5 days ago
  1. Asteroid colliding into Earth, but with new materials we've never seen which causes economic war

This is literally the plot of Command & Conquer games.

[-] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

After reading that article, I have no idea why anyone listens to the absolute tripe this bloke is throwing around.

[-] OfficerBribe@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago

As with all predicters, you throw 1000 things at the wall and 1 will probably stick. No one remembers the 999 fsiled ones.

[-] Mbourgon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I’d say he has a perfect track record - 0.00%

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago

Seriously vice, what do you think your target audience is? 5 years olds?

What's next, unicorns?

[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 4 points 5 days ago

Considering most Americans read at a child's level, I think they're right about their target audience.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Well it's never so bad it can't get worse.

[-] BertramDitore@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago

Vice’s transformation is now complete.

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago

Who the fuck is giving psychics screen time

[-] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Really? Oh man....

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

No shit, Sherlock

[-] smee@sosial.link 1 points 5 days ago
[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

NJostradumbass

this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2024
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