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[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 17 points 6 days ago

No, you’re supposed to bathe yourself in sand like a chinchilla.

[-] rugburn@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 6 days ago

No! The water should be totally dry.

[-] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 5 days ago

It depends on the region though.

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

No. Consult a priest or witch doctor immediately.

[-] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Wet water is the water with added wetting agent used for firefighting. That stuff shouldn't be coming out of your household plumbing.

[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago

eww gross what the hell.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Of course. Just make sure you wear a jacket or you'll get a cold.

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

No, you're only supposed to get covered in earth, wind and fire. To send something crashing against your body is antagonistic, and water no get enemy. Be like water, my friend.

[-] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 5 points 5 days ago

no you fucking freak are you not using dry water?

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Idk have you tryed using a dehydrator room?

[-] SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I bought some powdered water, but didn't know what to add.

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 4 points 6 days ago

It depends.

Did you turn off the water mains before you took the shower, or did you just rip it off the wall like a philistine?

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 5 days ago

If you believe that water is not wet and wet is a property it imparts on other things it contacts, it would indeed be weird

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[-] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 5 days ago

Who the hell doesn't own a Sonic Shower? Thanks for killing the Earth, water waster!!!!!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It would be weirder if the water wasn't wet.

Dry water. 😱

[-] obscur_e@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago
[-] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 1 points 5 days ago

Yes, dry water would be too cold.

[-] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago

Always bring umbrella when it rains in shower.

[-] static_slabs@feddit.rocks -5 points 5 days ago

Waste of space.

this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2024
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