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Just trying my best to make you turds smile
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The penguin
His. Name. Is. Gunther.
Ooooh, you touched my tralala.
My ding ding dong.
I clicked shuffle on my youtube songs playlist and THIS is what i got first.
Goonter
why did you goont my fries?
Gunthalina
Goontz
Or Orgalorg, if you want to be pedantic.
But did anyone even see the secret message?
was expecting one of these
That’s a really unhealthy colour. You should get that checked.
Ok I have no idea what that is or why people care. ELI5?
You get to punch someone if you make someone look at a circle you made. Here's a Malcolm in the Middle demonstration: https://youtu.be/fbKu_diqAto
I chuckled at this, so thank you and I hope you have a great day/night! 😃
I hope you have a great whole year, how's that? 🥂
🥂Thanks, you too!
Behind all my memes is an angry guy venting.
behind all my memes are a factory full of Chinese children assembling cheap monitors
This made me frown.
I'm your dick? Sucks for you.
Goes limp
It says bitch I thought, and if so... They might not be worried about whether they top or bottom you limp or not 😉 lol
It does but it also looks like dick until zoomed in enough.
My friend thats the opposite of what many have told me. They magnify then say "Oh shit, that's a dick"
Others just say it do to my jokes though.
Behind my memes is a teeming assemblage of organs constituted of something that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a human.
Lately, I've been seeing a lot of memes try to convince people to cause death and destruction, tbh.
Angry upvote
Godammit Kevin.
Sassy updoot
Thanks for the laugh OP. I hope you are doing good. Happy new year 🥂
You fuck
hot
Wenk
Nice
Touché
this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2024
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