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submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by aeronmelon@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

Edit: Because it apparently needs to be clarified, by “real shit” I mean serious issue. 🙃

Your concerns are touching, but my bowel movements have been regular.

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[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 58 points 6 days ago

I am currently on the toilet as I type this comment making 2025 a brown year to start

[-] timeisart@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

I read your comment currently sitting on the toilet

[-] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

May it be a brown year for us all!

[-] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Amen brother, I'll piss to that

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Hello fellow shitters

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago

First shit of the year for me 👍

[-] Birch@sh.itjust.works 36 points 6 days ago
[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago

I've still not taken my first shit of 2024

[-] coaxil@lemm.ee 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You been constipated for a full year? I'm no doc, but I think that might be a go see the doctor time. ;p

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago

I don't know man, seems like he is full of shit

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Either way they’re full of shit.

Holding your poop in WC 2024

[-] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I am 3 out. Feels good man.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Cybertruck explosion in front of Trump’s Las Vegas building, allegedly killing driver.

Gunman drives truck into crowd celebrating in New Orleans, killing and injuring many.

10 killed in mass shooting in Montenegro.

12 more killed by Israeli air strike in Gaza, including kids.

Puerto Rico lost their power grid.

US drug makers are going to price hike over 250 different drugs.

Pick which ones are serious enough for you.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 23 points 6 days ago

Whoever made this gif is a genius

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Just wished they used more pixels

[-] Willy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

and more than 256 colors

[-] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

best doctor imho

[-] jim3692@discuss.online 16 points 6 days ago

I got pooped by a bird just 5 hours after 2025 came

[-] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Must have been a big bird to poop a live human.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Lines are drawn, the players against the line, now we find out who is man... and who is dead.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

world falls to pieces

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 6 days ago

Anyone have a bingo card ready?

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Mine are all different levels of ''now women have to report their period to the government'' ''now I have to have a special seperate ID white people don't have to or I'll be stripped of my citizenship and deported to a county I'm not from and have never been to'' and ''now police use robot dogs to plant evidence''

[-] Matombo@feddit.org 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Elon musk now fucking up european politics too?

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

They've been fuckin themselves up for years. He's just now in a position to really "insert" himself.

[-] Matombo@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago

fair point, thanks lindner

[-] frostysauce@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

No pixels were ~~used~~ harmed in the production of this gif

[-] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 8 points 6 days ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago

I recommend laxatives

[-] Zementid@feddit.nl 5 points 6 days ago

Last year it was that train derailment with a chemical catastrophe "like chemical Chernobyl"... or was this 2023???

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago
[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

loads faster

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Remember the Australian wildfires? That was some real shit from 2020.

Glad nothing else happened that year.

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