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Just sucking some milk out of the strawsage
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men, is it gay to suck milk through a hotdog hole?
It's a power move. Make sure to maintain eye contact while you suck it down and show them what's in your mouth before you swallow.
After that you swallow the entire sausage to communicate your prowess
omg 🥵
and try to forget you have hotdog-water milk in the same hole as your taste buds
No, just daft.
Glorious
No homo. 2% is the limit!
can't wait for congress to ban whole milk because it has trans fats
Just strawdoggin' it.
Because the most popular milkshake flavour worldwide is "smoked assorted meat leftovers".
From the makers of hotdog flavored water, NEW!! Hotdog flavored milk!
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Not even half as crazy as using your penis to suck up the milk and then spraying it up into your mouth, followed by an ear-splittingly loud elephant trumpet sound with a dead-serious look on your face. Now that would create some lasting memories at your next Oprah bookclub meetup. Like and Subscribe for more tips and tricks.
I wish I had the ability to un-pee liquids. Transporting things in your bladder would be practical.
What a terrible day to be literate.
I love sucking white liquids out of wieners
Username checks out.
Seems like a job for Mr. Ordinary Sausage
Drill a couple more hole so you can play the meat flute.
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not going to name any names, but it’s clear that somebody hasn’t taken a power tools safety seminar
Why is the drill the most bothersome part of the whole thing for me?
you know whatever lubricants they put on the drill-bit is not safe for consumption, that hotdog is contaminated now
While sucking make sure to grab the bottom of the glass and gently stroke it
Is 5-minute crafts that Russian content mill or am I thinking of another one?
Ann Reardon from How To Cook That on YouTube has some great videos about this bullshit.
It's one of them.
I thought it was Ukrainian?
Wiki says Cyprus.
ah right, it's Troom Troom that's based on Ukraine
Ok, ok, I'm fine with paper straws now. Please, no more sausage.
It would be so much easier too use a straw too carve the hot dog hole out... Idiot.
That's a good premise for a ragebait video promoting "eco-friendly life hacks".
Well that is in fact a crazy idea.
Perversion of nature
I would rather watch howtobasic's life hacks
this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2025
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