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[-] JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 3 points 1 hour ago

I want a bathroom signs where one says "SHITTER" with a big butthole on it. The other says "PISSER" with a smaller hole on it.

That way people who just have to pee can go in and get out quickly and not smell poop aromas. People who need to shit can do so in solidarity together.

[-] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 27 points 20 hours ago

Gendered bathrooms are dumb. Just give everyone individual spaces to shit and move on.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

But what if I have hairy boobs and pierced clean shaven testicles???

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Pierced testicles makes me feel bad.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I wonder if the very same people who cry about trans people "sexualizing children" would see any problem with that sign...

[-] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

What if you shave your balls?

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago

Then those marks are bloody cuts instead of hair.

[-] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

If you're cutting yourself that much, you're definitely doing it wrong lol.

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 day ago

Kilroy was in the women's bathroom.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Kilroy also has some hairy eyelids

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 82 points 1 day ago
[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 day ago

There was a subreddit I missed visiting that was about really stupid bathroom signs. This would make it there

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[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago

Left:

Hairy / Stretch Mark Boobs + C Section Scar.

Right:

Balls with Symmetric Cysts + Pencil Dick.

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Am I seeing this right?

[-] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

C-section scars are horizontal.

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Not always.

It depends on what position the baby is in, and other factors.

I was brought into the world via a vertically cut c section, as I insisted on attempting to exit my mother butt first.

[-] DrCake@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

Symbols so good they had to just write the words above.

[-] badbytes@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

Fly's to the left, humans to the right.

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

MY EAR OH MY GOD YOU CUT OFF MY EAR!!!!!!

[-] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago

Separating bathrooms by gender is silly. They should be divided by poo and pee.

[-] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Good idea, but I don't know how you stop people pooping in the pee toilets.

[-] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[-] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Nothing. I'm referring to be your standard ceramic one-seater. Girls need pee toilets too you see, or at least I'm yet to know of a women's urinal which women actually want to use.

[-] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

People shit in urinals too often.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

Once, anywhere in the world, any point in time is too often.

[-] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Agreed. Humanity is already dead to me, as it were. I've seen it once, and it was enough.

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[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

I've seen this before and it always confused me. Is the pee side for urinals? If that's the case, wayyyy more people need to use a stall than ever need to use a urinal in their lives.

I'd love to hear it explained if you'd be open to that. I want to be about to better understand this.

[-] Charzard4261@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

They don't need to have an even share of the available space. Give more to the side that needs it.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 75 points 1 day ago

Yo where the girls with titty dicks at?

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Well, I can certainly show you dick nipples but you won't like what they're doing.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago
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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

Nuts to the left, shaved nuts to the right.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

What about those of us who only shave one? It's a religious thing.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago

Straight to hell, obviously

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[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

hairy boobs on the left. Shaved nuts with moles on the right.

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That “qp” outline has to be an establishment’s logo, right? Otherwise, the forked scrotum and bifurcated torso it don’t make sense, anatomically. Distinguishable, yes, but puzzling otherwise.

[-] muix@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
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[-] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Women: tits
Men: biblically accurate tits

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So some hairy ass taking a long shit on the left,
and a cock, & balls with nips on the right?

[-] brokenlcd@feddit.it 16 points 1 day ago

I feel like adding the outline of the chest would have been a decent idea...

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