I want a bathroom signs where one says "SHITTER" with a big butthole on it. The other says "PISSER" with a smaller hole on it.
That way people who just have to pee can go in and get out quickly and not smell poop aromas. People who need to shit can do so in solidarity together.
Gendered bathrooms are dumb. Just give everyone individual spaces to shit and move on.
But what if I have hairy boobs and pierced clean shaven testicles???
Pierced testicles makes me feel bad.
This fuckin sucks lol
It looks like OP posted it because they think it's just straightforwardly funny, which is a little bleak.
There was a subreddit I missed visiting that was about really stupid bathroom signs. This would make it there
It would also have fit on r/arethestraightsokay
I wonder if the very same people who cry about trans people "sexualizing children" would see any problem with that sign...
What if you shave your balls?
Then those marks are bloody cuts instead of hair.
If you're cutting yourself that much, you're definitely doing it wrong lol.
Symbols so good they had to just write the words above.
Yo where the girls with titty dicks at?
That line is way too thin to be a dick, that's the taint. We're viewing the balls from underneath. The corresponding one on the other side would be the titty-taint.
Reddit?
Well, I can certainly show you dick nipples but you won't like what they're doing.
Fly's to the left, humans to the right.
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
MY EAR OH MY GOD YOU CUT OFF MY EAR!!!!!!
Kilroy was in the women's bathroom.
Separating bathrooms by gender is silly. They should be divided by poo and pee.
Good idea, but I don't know how you stop people pooping in the pee toilets.
I've seen this before and it always confused me. Is the pee side for urinals? If that's the case, wayyyy more people need to use a stall than ever need to use a urinal in their lives.
I'd love to hear it explained if you'd be open to that. I want to be about to better understand this.
They don't need to have an even share of the available space. Give more to the side that needs it.
Left:
Hairy / Stretch Mark Boobs + C Section Scar.
Right:
Balls with Symmetric Cysts + Pencil Dick.
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Am I seeing this right?
Nuts to the left, shaved nuts to the right.
What about those of us who only shave one? It's a religious thing.
Straight to hell, obviously
hairy boobs on the left. Shaved nuts with moles on the right.
With the side on the right, you have to leave a single hair growing, otherwise you can't use either.
That “qp” outline has to be an establishment’s logo, right? Otherwise, the forked scrotum and bifurcated torso it don’t make sense, anatomically. Distinguishable, yes, but puzzling otherwise.
Women: tits
Men: biblically accurate tits
So some hairy ass taking a long shit on the left,
and a cock, & balls with nips on the right?
I feel like adding the outline of the chest would have been a decent idea...
I took those to be nards on the left.
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