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[-] Zementid@feddit.nl 12 points 1 day ago

When did conspiracy troll boards become "Shark Tank"... Like someone pitches an outrageous idea and years later someone is like... well....actually.....

[-] Hegar@fedia.io 69 points 2 days ago

Dead spiders also make excellent "necrobots" because their leg joints are pneumatic so very easy to control mechanically.

We could live in a world where bird drones have eight-fingered hands made from spider corpses.

[-] Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I don't know much about the 40k universe but this makes me think of it for some reason

[-] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ok the singularity is actually scary now. Necrobots??

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

What are we else anyway, besides internal dead bots working for an overlord making money from our decline to dirt?

[-] kriz@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 day ago

Imagine the horrors that the real live birds will be witnessing soon

[-] RidderSport@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

"Hey wait, that's Fred! What is he doing here? Thought he was down in Africa?"

"Nah dude, haven't you heard? He got caught by one of these weird transparent contraptions those silly two-pedalers use for their nests."

"Oh damn, didn't know that. But how the hell is he flying over there? And why is circling over the flock of ground-dwellers with rainbow-coloured flags? "

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago

Oh good, Stalker birds

I wonder when london will get its wheels

[-] AugustWest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I wonder when london will get its ~~wheels~~ wings

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago
[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago
[-] 404@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

The owls are not what they seem.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 22 points 2 days ago

They made a meme real, in a cave, from a box of scraps!

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

so when do we weaponize this

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Ever hear of bird flu?

[-] tormeh@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

Implying we aren't

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

As soon as humanly possible, if history is any indicator

[-] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago

Mirror? The original link looks dead.

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago

BIRDS AREN'T REAL!!! BIRDS AREN'T REAL!! WE'RE NOT CRAZY!!!!1!1

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of the Dustmen from Planescape: Torment. Maybe in our future, even death won’t be a retirement.

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 8 points 2 days ago

Can’t be true because obviously birds aren’t real.

[-] udon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Like that cat from 20yrs ago?

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

The birds they're working for the science!

[-] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 2 days ago

Wait until the cats take over.

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