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Kids menu (lemmy.zip)
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[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 day ago

I mean, look — If your kid can’t tell the difference between a merlot and a malbec by the time they’re ready to order from the adult menu, can you say you’ve succeeded in preparing them for adulthood?

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 19 points 1 day ago
[-] ThoGot@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Sometimes unfiltered and porridge-like

👀

[-] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 17 points 1 day ago
[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago

"Got the kids huh? You're gonna need another beer for this" -SkipTheDishes

[-] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 10 points 1 day ago

Don't worry. This is normal in Germany.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

We have a saying here in Denmark: "the truth is to be heard from children and drunk people".

With that in mind, what could be more truthful than a toddler on their second white Russian? 😛

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 day ago

Wine? You mean "old grape juice?"

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Fermented grape juice.

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago
[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Everyone knows you gotta select the adult's menu to order hard liquor silly! 😂🍻

Well yeah, I ain't paying that adult menu markup!

[-] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 day ago

where liquor?

[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 day ago

No milk? Shame...

this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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