I mean, look — If your kid can’t tell the difference between a merlot and a malbec by the time they’re ready to order from the adult menu, can you say you’ve succeeded in preparing them for adulthood?
To be fair it's a small beer
Sometimes unfiltered and porridge-like
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His palms are sweaty...
mom’s spaghetti
he's nervous
"Got the kids huh? You're gonna need another beer for this" -SkipTheDishes
Don't worry. This is normal in Germany.
We have a saying here in Denmark: "the truth is to be heard from children and drunk people".
With that in mind, what could be more truthful than a toddler on their second white Russian? 😛
Wine? You mean "old grape juice?"
Fermented grape juice.
Everyone knows you gotta select the adult's menu to order hard liquor silly! 😂🍻
Well yeah, I ain't paying that adult menu markup!
where liquor?
No milk? Shame...
this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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