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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Szyler@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

If a leaf leaves leaves, why doesn't a calf calve calves?

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[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 17 points 1 day ago

A leaf doesn't leave leaves, so the initial premise is wrong.

[-] Quicky@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Because cows calve calves

[-] Greg@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

How does a leaf leaves leaves? What am I missing here?

[-] INeedMana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

~~There's a bunch of leaves. Wind blows. One leaf gets blown away. It leaves the leaves~~

Haiku version:
There’s a bunch of leaves
Wind blows. One gets blown away
It leaves the leaves

[-] Greg@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Thank you and nice haiku

[-] Szyler@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

It's a showerthought about the English spellings being fucked.

You read read as read, and not as read.

[-] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo... I'm not sure how many I'm supposed to write, did I do enough yet?

[-] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 6 points 1 day ago

And yet the woodchuck still chucks wood...

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

A tree leaves leaves like a cow calves calves.

[-] INeedMana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Because no no no

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Because that's how you wash your Reaver Speer.

this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2025
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