Cover myself while I breastfeed? OK (i.imgur.com)

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[-] sorta_severine@lemmy.4d2.org 7 points 1 year ago

Covering sucks. Nursing is hot before you have to put a sweaty blanket on, babies want to make eye contact while they're nursing because it's about connection and not just nourishment and in my experience, once they're old enough to grab the cover, they'll just throw it off their face and expose your titty anyway.

As it turns out, having my tits out publicly didn't lead to complete societal collapse, no matter how much I hoped it would.

[-] chuso@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

The Spanish translation doesn't make sense, seems to be made using the worst automated translator.

[-] dystop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This is an old picture, so I'm assuming it was made when translations weren't fantastic yet.

[-] zombuey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Who are these people who simultaneously care about titties and also want to see less of them?

[-] flubba86@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That baby's face is hilarious. She's like "Yo, where did mum go?".

[-] dystop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Object permanence takes time for babies to learn haha

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I still haven't. ADHD

[-] art101@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Mama!!! Peekaboo is between two and two thirty right after this little piggy, please don't mess with my schedule!

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We have that same blanket.

[-] dystop@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Do you use it the same way as in the pic? :D

[+] drmoose@lemmy.world -17 points 1 year ago

That's one lucky baby

[-] dystop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So I got a few reports based on this.

In the interest of transparency - I'm leaving this up for now because it's not illegal:

Sexualising the baby would be considered rule-breaking and the comment removed, but that isn't the case here
Sexualising the act of breastfeeding (which some people think this comment does - but it's not unanimous) is perhaps in poor taste, but not illegal in itself.
Expressing a preference for, uh, certain physical traits is fine, although that may again be viewed as creepy by some people.

My verdict here is that this is not illegal. Regardless, the downvotes here should be a signal that some people find this distasteful.

Feel free to upvote/downvote this post if you agree or disagree. The decision above was made based on my own evaluation, but I'll use the vote spread on this comment as an indicator of whether the community prefers a stricter policy.

[-] Oniume@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Bro, creepy, what the fuck

[-] drmoose@lemmy.world -5 points 1 year ago

Oh please don't get bent out over a tittie joke lol

[-] Oniume@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Sexualising breastfeeding a baby is weird man

[-] drmoose@lemmy.world -5 points 1 year ago

If that's how you perceive the comment then you have your own problems to deal with. Peace ✌️

[-] mouth_brood@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

How else is the comment supposed to be perceived?

[-] Stopwatch8200@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I thought it was funny, I saw it as: big boobs equals much milk. I normally don't like to shame people for their sense of humor. Of course, there are some exceptions.

[-] torafugu@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago

He's jealous that the baby gets to suck on a titty. I don't understand why some people have that fetish.

[-] 100beep@lemmygrad.ml -1 points 1 year ago

"this kid's lucky to have a mother that'll say 'screw the rules, I need to take care of my kid'"

[-] DimmedNeon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It could have had that meaning had Dr. Moose not elucidated that he had made a tittie joke.

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