I kinda miss when russia was still a credible threat, because now who's going to be the next Battlefield antagonist?
Ah yes, the baguette crisis
The other big country with a red flag?
That would be nice but I've seen their propaganda training videos. No chance in hell.
Just imagine russia miraculously amassing lots of forces on the Baltics' border, just like before the Ukraine invasion. More and more, building field hospitals, bringing in their barrier troops and mobile crematoria.
NATO would immediatly start amassing their own troops. The baltics would be full of NATO soldiers within 3 days. Everywhere you look you see troops from about 27 countries. The sky is swarming with AWACS, tankers, fighters flying patrols, ECR and RECCE planes gathering intel and data, bombers patrolling as a show off force.
And then, at 2:35 in the night, just as the three-letter-agencies predicted, russian troops start moving towards the border. The first border checkpoint is crossed, and immediatly, hell starts raining down on the russian troops. Before they can even see a western tank, the NATO air forces start a barrage of missiles, bombs, cruise missiles. Every road into the baltics is blocked by columns and columns of destroyed russian tanks and IFVs.
russian air bases are being carpet bombed, their planes start falling out of the sky. Cruise missiles and bombs hit Moscow.
It's 2:36.
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