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Pretty sure climate change is already here.
That, unfortunately, is true.
Yep, have to do all those things all the while it's too hot/humid/cold/wet/dry in some wild random combination.
Male pattern baldness is the correct answer actually
Why is it always a male pattern? Can't I get like... A bear pattern baldness or a hawk pattern baldness?
Dead end low paying job with no benefits while suffering major burnout, ayo gottem
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On the bright side you can retire to a coastal town without having to actually move house.
My advice is to live your life as best as you can without worrying too much about things you can't control. Try and build a life around yourself that'll help you be happy through it all, regardless of what happens. Enjoy your 20's. 30's are good too and 40's don't suck either.
To paraphrase Sun Tzu: do not choose a path to victory. Instead, choose a strategy such that all paths lead to victory.
And don't have kids.
Don't want em to suffer worse shit down the road.
Have kids if you want. It's just insane to me to plan your entire life and make major decisions on a cataclysm that may or may not even occur in your lifetime; and it (climate change) may present in ways that we can't even imagine now.
Edit, fine, fuck me, it's raining fire and brimstone out there, billions of people are dying in the streets, the horsemen of the apocalypse are here, it's game over for the human species, my bad. Nobody have kids, it's over, might as well just shoot yourself right now.
Um... It's literally happening right now. They told our grandparents "it'll be your grandchildren who will really suffer"
We're the grandchildren. Food and water shortages, people dying from the heat, floods, pandemics. All of it is happening in first world countries. The US, Europe, China... Last year, this year, next year
We're past the "slowly gets worse" phase. We fucked around for that. We're starting the "find out" phase
Relax, we're not having kids cause we can't afford them.
See, capitalists think of everything!
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Don't forget political hell and asshole politicians trying to destroy social security
Ah, the End of the Human Race, wonder what the afterlife's like? Cause that's my retirement plan, Valhalla.
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I paid for the click clack, I'll use the whole click clack
Click clack?
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I hear long pork is delicious so we got that to look forward to
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