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Tweeting is dead
(social.vivaldi.net)
The verb tweet was the only thing they had going for them.
Twitter > Tweeting > Tweet
X > Xcreting > Xcrement?
Xeet - one better than yeet.
We can be more subtle about it
X > Xcreating > Xcreation
Xitting
Scissoring
Goddamn Twitter is such a dumpster fire
And i love every second of it. Haven't used that garbage in years.
Hold up one second, what do you call posting on mastodon? Masting? Mastering? Mastodoning?
Tooting, it's what a Mastodon do. Posts in Mastodon are Toots
I don't know why Elon musk didn't just call it tXting
That would have been too smart
Musk's new designation shall be Xcretus.