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with blackjack and hookers

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[-] klangcola@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[-] FancyManacles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

To shreds, you say?

[-] Heisenburner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'm 40% Futurama references

[-] punkideas@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

To shreds, you say?

[-] hotwarioinyourarea@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

[-] Gort@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

My manwich!

[-] Cameli_Hostis@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."

I have brown hair.

Also "Ow, my sperm".

[-] maniajack@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞

[-] ryan213@infosec.pub 1 points 2 years ago

Good news, everyone!

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

[-] Vaggumon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

[-] Mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?

[-] BoiledOats142@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bon jour. Crazy ~~J~~Gibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.

[-] behohippy@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

I hate these filthy neutrals...

[-] row_boat@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

[-] Sergio@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago
[-] Darkwraith@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Wiggity wam wam wozzle!

I'm gonna go lay down...

[-] lhx@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.

[-] bloodsangre7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Shut up and take my money any time I see something I'm real excited about for sure

[-] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago
[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"kill all humans!"

"Haha, nice futurama reference!"

"What's futurama?"

[-] RoyRogersMcFreely@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 years ago
[-] Aremel@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's Leela's birthday!

[-] Pee_on_tech@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped!

[-] VizualWarrior@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago

Shut up baby, I know it!

[-] Discoslugs@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 years ago

This is my go to as well.

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