I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote
Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?
Make that two
π₯ π₯ π₯ π₯ blazing a trail to influencerdom
Not sure what to do with my newfound fame
We're going to the moon guys!
Beg businesses to give you free stuff for exposure, of course
Redeem it in the karma store, of course!
Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.
This is just the sort of comment that would have become a thing back in the early days of Reddit. Welcome to your stardom. I want someone to point out my comment for being prescient 5 years from now when you're the next Unidan, but maybe don't turn into a toxic dick like he did.
My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures
i don't remember the name of any specific reddit users besides Deep Fucking Value and Martin Shkreli from WSB.
Gallowbob and hitrecordjoe were some famous ones. Gallow because his repost bots, and hitrecord because he was a famous Hollywood actor who shitposted a lot on that account.
Who was hitrecordjoe?
Joseph Gordon Levitt, acΓ‘ Joseph golden rabbit.
good idea, now since you are gonna be an influencer, Im gonna need to ask for your bath water
If I could follow you I would, I am now your biggest fan
Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success
big fan of your work @adinfinitum π
Hey it's @adinfinitum@lemmy.film on Lemmy Shitpost!! My worlds are colliding!
AND MY AXE! Sorry, upvote.
Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.
Someone upvote me so I can tell my family I'm not a failure.
We got you buddy
I'd say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.
Him and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here
Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform
I followed him from kbin lol, I had to know what happened.
My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!
Waiting for some of those "broke my arms", "swamps of dagobah" or "cockroache imaginary girlfriend" stories.
C'mon guys tell us where you cum
The lamp that looks odd...
Ironic that one so solid should be named after something so fluid.
I knew my elementary knowledge of Japanese would come in handy some day.
and we still don't know if he had a good time that weekend
i put my total lemmy upvote count on my tinder profile. Updated daily
You must be drowning in dms
the ladies canβt control themselves
Op about to start cocaine after getting almost 2k upvotes
Already at it
You are on flour, right?
Poggers
Without inviting all of us?
I'm pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you've never heard of it? I'm not surprised.
I've gotten 1 whole Lemmy Updoot on 2 comments. I feel like a god......... Now can someone explain wtf this "grass" shit is everyone keeps talking about?
Doing my part. It ain't much but it's honest work.
500 upvotes? time to take this career here seriously and break up with my wife
What's it like to be so successful?
Call me when you're in the 3 digits club, kiddo π
Nobody knows my name, only my memes
Bruh 5 upvotes are a lot.
And you have 14. Damn.
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