The trees are still plotting my demise.

I have an air conditioned and pollen free office but I’d have to leave the house and not scratch my eyes out on the to get to it.

This heat is miserable.

I binned all my shorts at the end of last summer and never got around to buying any more. Twat.

Woke up with a gooch hotter than Satan's bru

Despite all my good intentions my pain levels are really bad right now. Not sure if it the heat or if my body is just reminding me that it doesn't have to use my stomach to make me miserable.

As such, I will be stuck inside today, if I attempt to get sunscreen between my shoulders I this state I might end up in A&E. Wish the cricket were starting today instead of tomorrow, that would be a perfect excuse to not move at all. Also, I have some "ripen at home" plums I bought three weeks ago, they would be perfect for the nets...