Now that we are all switching to Lemmy, now is the time for all the redditors with embarrassing usernames to make their username right! Don't screw up this time! (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 years ago by alexeyd1000@lemm.ee to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

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[-] Sweatyfartz@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Shoot…

[-] weinermeat@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Me too, buddy

[-] Lemon_Rick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Now that Reddit’s been made obsolete,

Our new usernames can be discreet

So, make your name right

The future looks bright

For Sweatyfartz and weinermeat

[-] Radioactrev@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

You're not "Poem_for_your_sprog" are you? Just made your username "right" this time?

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[-] Ketchup@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

Yeup, I make fart noises too. ! Damn it all!

[-] michikade@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

So you’re saying you don’t want insightful, thoughtful comments from u/rimjob_steve this time around?

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[-] Facebook@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

It's easy to get a username at the moment.

[-] Heldenhirn@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Zucks to be you

[-] PepperTwist@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

google price for apple sauce walmart

[-] PepperTwist@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

price apple suce walmart

[-] PepperTwist@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

walmart sauce made from apples

[-] PepperTwist@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

oops not the goggle sorry please delete

[-] PepperTwist@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

google apple saice price walmart

[-] DrGonzo@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Gramps has bunions

[-] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hello I have been experiencing problems posting my ads to the local marketplace for my 1994 ford pinto please help

[-] ChewbaccasClitoris@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 years ago

I went for thought-provoking this time around.

[-] CodaChroma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

You have definitely provoked my thoughts, mostly thoughts of rage

…and lust?

[-] HnuWETqkp4YG@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Yes! Don't use a password generator to make a username

[-] nokaydonit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Exactly. So if you didn't use a password generator to generate your password, it's okay to use your password as your username.

[-] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Too late bro

[-] JesusChrist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty happy with mine.

[-] cl4p_tp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

He's alive! And on lemmy!!

[-] kernelPanic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Let's crucify this guy

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[-] crabs@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Couldn't get the username you wanted? It's probably available on another federated instance.

[-] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I don’t want to get crabs on any instance

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[-] dickfuckpoopypants@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Don't tell me what to do

[-] AssEater9000@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Completely understand why people would want to change their names. But why mess with perfection in my case?

[-] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

I'll change it later...

[-] BallsInTheShredder@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Got mine

[-] DrBoobJiggleton@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Don't tell me how to live my life.

[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Will do!

[-] Unidan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I wanted something with no reddit drama attached what so ever

[-] Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Nailed it.

[-] CosmicSploogeDrizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

how did I do?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.

[-] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

omg don't use your real name on the internet

[-] ruck_feddit@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Eh I'll be fine.

[-] lunaticneko@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I'm still waiting for our legend rimjob_steve.

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[-] DestroyerOfWorlds@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I knew I should have added "3000" to the end of my lemmy name. DestroyerOfWorlds just sounds so weak now.

[-] SinJab0n@mujico.org 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

U really messed up bro, u lost ur chance.

We believed in you! Shame

[-] lightsecond@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Showerthought: This post is just an opportunity for users with inappropriate usernames to show them off.

[-] dodekaphilist@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

That would have been waaaay funnier if it came from an account named sexybabyboy92

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