I actually don't blame him for trying to play mediator, I think that's a good thing here, because I want putin to think there's always room to talk even while his army is being incinerated around him.

But we should send speedboats with the US flag carrying kfc in and out of Odessa with each convoy.

Ukraine is beating Russia, best case scenario for everyone is this keeps happening slowly enough that putin doesn't do anything stupid while his empire collapses around him.

As the article says, it appears to have been a bluff and the west called them on it.

You take that back!

The Russian black fleet is the strongest submarine fleet on the planet, they launched their newest vessel, The Moskva, just last year!

As the saying goes: "In the Russian Black Fleet, every ship is a potential submarine!"

Russian submarine technology is sp advanced they're preparing to convert the entire Kurch bridge into a submarine! Western technology cannot match!

Operational? Sure. But not actually operating in the Black Sea region they are supposedly blockading.
Russia has long pulled many of their ships back to more secure locations to keep them from being targeted. It's basically typical Russian posturing. They can pretend to block grain ships in the Black Sea all they want but to actually do it they would need to have control there.
The only thing they could actually do is shooting missiles mostly blindly at everything that moves...