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[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 92 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure she's being sarcastic here. That's her whole schtick.

[-] fidodo@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure? I thought the Lemmy audience was better at detecting sarcasm than Reddit ☹️ I guess I'll have to keep on using sarcasm tags here too then.

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[-] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 year ago

Women will never be interested in my paranoid rants about big tech and surveillance states

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[-] _haha_oh_wow_@kbin.social 61 points 1 year ago

They know! Abandon your miniatures!

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Only 1:1 models for me from now on!

[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Functional 1:1 models, of Power Armor!

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[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 50 points 1 year ago

wait, that's how you impresses girls? oh shit I've been doing it all wrong.

[-] yeather@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, it has to be painted good to impress the ladies.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago
[-] yeather@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

Just keeping it real, don't rely on your Warhammer minis to pull chicks, gotta have a backup like winning a regional MTG tournament to really be rolling in the ladies

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Well, shit, there goes my chances.

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[-] Roundcat@kbin.social 44 points 1 year ago

Not gonna lie. Guys who put that much passion and attention to detail into their hobbies: That's hot yo.

[-] Resistentialism@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

My only hobby is motorbikes. I am unsure of how to put a lot of detail onto that hobby.

However. Throttle goes vroooom

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[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 43 points 1 year ago

Lies. No woman ever is, has been or will be impressed by me discussing the relative merits of various road bike group sets.

[-] hemko@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Because road bikes are for sissies. Real men ride the mountain.

Dura-ace? Ditch. Ride Saint, bitch.

/s

[-] makairo@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

That’s what you think biker boy

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago

And they lived happily ever after.

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[-] 0x4E4F@lemmy.rollenspiel.monster 39 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I litelarly had no interests before I got married. Now, even less.

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago

I admit it, it's true. Every since I got into Warhammer 40K I've had so much sex with tons of beautiful women. It's gotten so bad that I now get an erection, every time I look at the Emperor of Mankind

[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago

'now' you get an erection when you look at the Emperor of Mankind?

Meaning... you didn't before?

YES COMMISSAR, THAT'S THE HERETIC RIGHT THERE

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

Wait, so gay men dont develop interests ever?

[-] fidodo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Us here would be people men want to fuck

[-] Hathaway@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 year ago

Pug Jesus, I just want to say, thank you for all of the content. Especially over at NCD. The majority of posts I see, come from you. Thanks for sharing to all the relevant places.

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[-] reverendsteveii@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 year ago

whore

well this is causing me to learn things about myself.

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Didn't she end up going full blown right-wing

[-] hakase@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago

Shoe's never been right wing, and she's steadily moved further left throughout her career.

[-] Rhabuko@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

All I know is that she catered to the anti-feminist crowd with her "skeptic" boyfriend back when people like Sargon had their peak.

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[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago

I don't think being a sysadmin in the fringes of the internet can impress a girl

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I'm dunno dude I'm swooning

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[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of an episode of 'Cheers.'

Womanizer Sam realizes that everything he's ever done was to impress women. Played baseball to impress the ladies; brought a sports car to impress the ladies; brought a bar to have a cool job. Then Rebecca points out that he loves the 3 Stooges and all woman hate that stuff...

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[-] Norgur@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

If that were true... would not "impress them gurrls" be an interest to begin with?

[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 37 points 1 year ago

I only impress girls to impress girls

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