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[-] Polar@lemmy.ca 157 points 1 year ago

Accidentally stumbled onto a nude beach once. Got nude to not feel left out. I don't even take my shirt off outside in the summer because I'm so self conscious.

Either fit in or leave.

[-] sneaky_b45tard@feddit.de 0 points 1 year ago

This happened to me and my friends as well but on arrival we got instantly yelled at by nude people for not being nude. It's not like we were staring at them but why is it so bad if we wouldn't be naked? (Assuming we mind our own business)

[-] loutr@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 year ago

The reasoning is that if you allow clothed people on the beach, you'll get more and more clothed people until naturists are a minority and don't feel comfortable getting naked. And because naturists don't have a lot of places to practice it, they are quite protective of the few places they do have.

[-] WehImOarsch@feddit.de 22 points 1 year ago

Yes it's bad. If people begin wearing clothes at a nude beach, it won't be a nude beach for very long.

[-] Polar@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

I don't know. I would just assume if you're clothed, you don't really need to be on a nude beach, and I'm sure there are enough pervs sitting around watching.

There's really no reason to be on a nude beach unless you're going to participate. Usually there's a clothed beach right next to it.

[-] prorester@kbin.social 84 points 1 year ago

I want the nude police!

Brother, you're wearing clothes? Either take them off or get off the beach!

Ma'am, that's a 50€ fine for wearing clothes here.

[-] jherazob@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago

They enforce it this way in France i believe

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 21 points 1 year ago

Where

Where do they put the badge?

[-] butterypowered@feddit.uk 22 points 1 year ago
[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

You don't wanna know where they holster their baton

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Get that cock out or go home sir

[-] _Gandalf_the_Black_@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

That's what's known as an MPI (Mandatory Penis Inspection)

[-] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 year ago

I think public indecency laws against JUST nudity are silly.

Personally I find a person who have willingly "fermented" themselves by not showering to be more indecent, and the majority socially ostracize said individuals, but it's still not illegal, nor should it be, and neither should public nudity.

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[-] saint@group.lt 39 points 1 year ago

That's my kind of people!

[-] ily@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Protest the pants off them!

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