My password manager vault

Sentimentality, images of long dead family members.

Monetarily, my Steam account.

Super sad storytime. Back in the early 2000s, I had an awesome Sony camera phone with a real xenon flash.

I probably had thousands of photos on it on an SD card that has been through multiple phones.

Suddenly, my mom started feeling pains in her stomach area and was later diagnosed with staged 4 cancer.

After she passed away, I accidentally fell into a lake and broke my phone and lost every photo and video of my mom. I only have a video of her voice that I posted on Facebook while she was washing my dog for the first time.

Since then, I haven't lost a single photo. Each photo and video is saved in 4 different locations, in a B2 bucket and in different countries.

I still have this old phone. I'm hoping one day I can retrieve it. Until then, always save your photos in multiple places.

Nice try, hackers.

Hah, the number on my bank account sometimes feels like it's just pixels.

But most valuable to me would be old irc chatlogs with people who've passed. It's been years since I've felt the need to pull them out and read them, but I'm happy to know they're there.

A bunch of irreplaceable demo tracks and singles from bands that broke up twenty years ago.

The data I have that I find the most valuable, apparently isn't owned by me. It's owned by Google, Microsoft, etc... Shouldn't I be making money off my browsing habits? They are my browsing habits, after all.

My orginal pokemon blue save file and the 151 (152 if you count missing no) from my childhood. They are all just chilling and hoping that maybe one day I'll come back and play with them like the good old days when we were masters.

Well I do have around 200 pictures of my butthole, and if I was held for ransom where those pictures were emailed to either of my grandfathers then I would pay a tidy sum to prevent it. Grandma, mom, dad, step-niece, I don't care. But if my grandfather might see my butthole, I would happily pay $40m to keep him from seeing my bare back butthole and balls. I don't want you all to get the wrong idea, I love Gramps, but he has seen enough of my butthole, and I want to stay in his will.

The uncensored anarchist cookbook

Photos of my family.

My music collection, about 12TB of high bit rate music.

The contents of my LastPass keychain.

Photos of family; family records.

And a OneNote notebook I have (backuped to OneDrive by default, but also gets backuped to Google Drive daily) in which I try to organize a family tree, with resources, old papers and records, etc.

Wouldn't you like to know...

For real though, my password vault.

Family photos and videos.

My TOTP codes

My porn collection.

My Dreamcast memory card with my PSO character on it from when I was in uni in 2000.

My PayPal account. Though I believe my undergrad thesis project may be another option from another perspective.

Source code, schematics, board designs and dessert recipes.

Pass vault and nudes of my ex's

The most valuable digital data I own isn't a single thing but rather the unity of everything, because my magnum opus is I have the world record for the most websites having signed up for. Think of any website in the world and I'm probably there, almost always with one account. And you may recognize me on there if there's a chance you see me talk about this on there too.

Backups of my old computers.