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(Apologies for yet another Trump post.)

But given his court appearance Thursday, just funny how he'd start joking about this. I wonder if he actually would, and what would follow. I mean, how would he try to spin it?

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[-] Im14abeer@midwest.social 92 points 1 year ago

If bail is supposed to be a disincentive to flee, what effect is $200k supposed to have on a "billionaire"? A pauper would get that high a bond in this case, and no pauper has access to a private jet.

[-] admiralteal@kbin.social 83 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We need Swedish day fine systems for all levels of government.

If a fine costs a month's wages for someone working minimum wage, it should scale up and still cost a month's wages for people who earn more.

That said, cash bail is an incredibly stupid system. If someone is a flight risk, put an anklet on them. If there's a sincere belief they may flee the jurisdiction, then they need to be deprived of their freedom to travel. And if they aren't any kind of flight risk get them the fuck out of jail. The punishment should not precede the trial.

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[-] takeda@beehaw.org 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah, $200,000 is laughable for somebody like him. I feel like appropriate for someone from upper middle class.

[-] doctortofu@reddthat.com 82 points 1 year ago

Shouldn't this joke be treated like joking about bombs at an airport? At minimum adding a couple of zeroes to the bond?

[-] mookulator@mander.xyz 35 points 1 year ago

This. Have we really not learned this lesson? We need to take what he says literally and seriously.

[-] keeb420@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

For real. He needs to be in custody right now to ensure he doesn't flee. And no I do not trust the secret service here.

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[-] faede@mander.xyz 59 points 1 year ago

Wow, talk about your serious flight risks.

[-] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago
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[-] thecodemonk@programming.dev 53 points 1 year ago

How wild that would be. Withdrawal all his campaign donations and just up and go to Russia. He could put a spin on it and make his base extremely upset and violent because the evil left forced him to flee because it's all rigged.

They should have never allowed a bond to be set. He should have just been kept in jail until the trial. Any of us normies would have had to...

[-] yoz@aussie.zone 34 points 1 year ago

Rules are for poor people

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 20 points 1 year ago

He violated his bail conditions almost straight away, of course. Just as everyone expected him to.

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/trump-appears-to-violate-consent-bond-order-in-fulton-county

The question will be whether he gets locked up for that.

[-] agentsquirrel@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

Who says he has to forfeit campaign donations? He can just have it all funneled to some Swiss bank account or Bitcoin. His followers are total morons and will gladly send whatever money they have, wherever he's located.

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[-] bloopernova@programming.dev 42 points 1 year ago

His spectacular lack of self-awareness means that everything he says is projection.

If he does flee can he please take elmo with him?

[-] ech@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Bad nickname. Elmo is more of a man than Musk will ever be, and Musk is more of a muppet.

[-] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

If he flees, can we shoot down his jet?

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[-] agentsquirrel@beehaw.org 40 points 1 year ago

This probably isn't of interest in the GA indictment in which Trump is commenting about, but I'd have to imagine Jack Smith is taking notice that a criminal defendant accused of mishandling classified information is joking about flying to Russia. It's plausible that Trump has classified information at other properties. While less plausible as Trump is a total dope, it's technically possible he's got classified information digitized and ready to go with him to Russia. This should be setting off alarm bells everywhere. Anyone else with four major indictments with 91 charges would have been locked up in jail by now.

[-] bloopernova@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

If he was locked up, his supporters would burn some parts of this country to the ground. I assume that's what is on the government's mind.

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 34 points 1 year ago

Ooh so scary, gravy seals in their depends

[-] guidothekillerpimp@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

I wholeheartedly agree with this. Time to call their bluff.

[-] Can_Utility@beehaw.org 10 points 1 year ago

"Gravy seals" belongs right next to "Y'All Qaeda" as one of those perfectly pitched nicknames that both encapsulates and decimates the right-wing freak show.

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

Just imagine a charge of them on mobility scooters waving AR-15s. It'll be hilarious.

[-] bloopernova@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago

Now imagine their battle music is Flight of the Valkyries. On kazoos.

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[-] Shhalahr@beehaw.org 30 points 1 year ago

Trump doesn't joke. He doesn't know how to.

[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Exactly. He is literally telegraphing his next moves.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Donnie, flee to Russia before it's too late

Before it's too late

Before it's too late

Donnie, flee to Russia before it's too late

Before they blow up your world

Next press conference he will be in an adidas tracksuit crouched awkwardly on the ground saying, “It was a joke comrade”.

[-] crow@beehaw.org 26 points 1 year ago

Watch a good chunk of the American people vote for a convicted man who fled to Russia for 2024!

[-] wrath-sedan@kbin.social 25 points 1 year ago

Trump: Haha jk jk… unless??

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago

So he’s absolutely going to flee to Russia

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago

“Jokes…”

[-] clutch@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago

Great opportunity to sentence the orangebutt in absentia for treason

[-] Silverseren@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago

I mean, him running away to Russia would split Republicans even more. He'd still have his dedicated followers, but it would cause even more of a fight regarding DeSantis and others.

I'm trying to decide which would be more chaotically beneficial for the rest of us, him going to jail or fleeing.

[-] rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Good question. I'm not sure how truly attached his followers are to him, but if they are really that tied to him and his media ecosystem, I think it would be worse for him to be in Russia. It brings a whole new loyalty into the mix with those folks.

[-] iMastari@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Who knows, maybe the US will get lucky and all of Trump's followers will follow him to Russia?

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[-] Can_Utility@beehaw.org 15 points 1 year ago

Don't threaten us with a good time.

[-] FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

https://www.newsweek.com/russia-may-build-village-american-conservatives-1799809

I can live with Trump leaving and his moronic followers leaving as well. I'd prefer him in prison, of course, but exile until death is acceptable.

[-] Alto@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago
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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 1 year ago

Why would he think Russia would want him?

Putin doesn't like him. He's nothing more than a useful idiot. The only purpose he serves is to sow discord among Americans, who despite all evidence to the contrary, firmly believe that Trump is "on their side" whatever that side happens to be. Usually some batshit opinion about abortions or "the libs".

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[-] iHUNTcriminals@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I could see it... Him and Putin launching rockets at their enemies.

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