I'm too old to know the four notes from the Hunger Games, so I substitute my own: 🎼 you ♩ must ♩ use ♩ the ♩ force ♩

Shit, that was five notes.

Well I know that I'm late for school, but I can't go back after everyone saw me in my underwear. Wait, I'm a 40 year old man...

Would you rather buy 15 pills for $15 or 500 pills for the same price? That's why we buy the mega bottles.

To be positively translucent, even someone with $1,000,000 in the bank has 1000x less than the poorest billionaire. For other disturbing facts, see https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/.

This guy, and let me tell you some people really say it, is the absolute, no really he is and I'm telling you the truth, you wouldn't believe it, they say he is weird and nobody else is weirder.

I would like at least 26 more buttons

JavaScript is no match for wget -r.

That it's dry and boring and even I must hate it because there's no place for creativity in a technical field.

Transsexual Transylvania

Slap an Apple Vision Pro on ya face

That wouldn't be very effective. Trump's net worth is a function of his mood.

They're poeming all over the aircraft carriers!