I don't understand the difficulty. My kid who used Windows for at least 7 years installed Ubuntu and just started using it. Why is this difficult for people? I helped him boot the computer from a USB stick and that's it.
Here is the app store, install programs from here.
Ok.
Oh, permission to leave the plantation, thank you boss sir.
Same old slave owner personalities.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave_plantation